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God of the Goons

A 2011 indie online film starring Lord Hector Diono™
A term used to describe a living urban legend an O.G.
A noble title given to former gang leaders in any urban society made popular by Lord Hector Diono™
The film entitled "God of the Goons" can be seen on Youtube.com

spill the goons

What you say to someone who's gatekeeping goons
spill the goons by thotsmoker September 23, 2026

the goods 

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.
When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.
the goods by Jeff December 30, 2004

Check the goods 

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.
When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.

The Googs 

Slang for any web search engine, particularly popular with people working too hard to be cool.
Guy: When did you say that hipster basket weaving party was?
Girl: I don't remember, just look it up on The Googs!
Guy: Totes magotes!
The Googs by CBromberg March 25, 2017

the goods 

1. Collection of items required for some purpose, or acquired from an exchange.

2. "The right stuff" - sexual prowess/endowment.

3. See goods.
1. Hey Jimmy, you got the goods? Alright, let's get the hell outta here.

2. Dayum, that girl at the far table's sure got some nice goods.
the goods by Tronno December 20, 2004
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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