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truck the foops 

the opinion which dare not speak its name despite centuries of fighting and dying in the cause of my right to speak it.
q:what happened to your windshield?
a:i'm guessing it's a comment on my "truck the foops" bumper sticker
truck the foops by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

The Foosball Kid 

A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".
Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!
The Foosball Kid by SizzlinSalmon January 11, 2013

boo boo the fools 

the after fandom in every possible situation
twitter stans: OMG WE WILL GET TO SEE TESSA SUCKING HARDIN’S WILLY
after movie: *is pg13* lol you thought

twitter stans: boo boo the fools once again
boo boo the fools by herosgel April 23, 2019
They're the fools for hiding black funds in the closet.
The fools by Spacet September 2, 2022

imma go foodstamp the couch 

sitting on your couch lazily while taxpayers buy your groceries
heyo, imma go foodstamp the couch cuz

the devil's footsteps 

originated from a book of the same name

one in fire
two in blood

three in storm
four in flood
five in anger

six in hate
seven in fear
evil eight
nine in sorrow

ten in pain
eleven in death
twelve life again
thirteen steps to the dark man's door
won't be turning back no more.

cane be used as a skipping game and whatever number you stumble on is how you are going to die.

also if you say this in a forest where there are thirteen stones in a line, while stepping from stone to stone the "dark man" will come and take you.
lets play the devil's footsteps!!
one in fire, two in bloo- aw sally you fell, you're going to die in bloooood!!!!