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Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE 

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Fondler on the roof

Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.
Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!

fondle the mailman 

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.
Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

Fondle the rondle

At home late at night, a male and female are watching a movie.

The male says - "If you want to, you can fondle the rondle"
The female says- "OK, that sounds like fun. Let's get horny"
Fondle the rondle by JUMJUMS October 29, 2011

Fondle the Schlongle 

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure
Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy
Fondle the Schlongle by Schlongle January 19, 2018

fondle the back wall 

when a woman's vagina is so shallow that the tip of your dick touches her vagina wall.
that bitch is hot! i think i'll fondle the back wall tonight!