the flu

bad; negative connotation; gross; sad

"bro you have a test today? that's the flu"

by wildthing0707 December 10, 2019

The flu

Something that is contagious. It is where you are a girl and you get an overcomb. where your hair starts from the other side of your head.

Omg! Look Lily is hanging out with Rebecca she is going to catch the flu!

by Eelkreb May 12, 2011

The Flu

Contrary to popular belief, "The Flu" is actually a giant dump truck that hibernates under the rim in basketball, but without the wheels that would normally make it move quickly.

"Today I decided to pass to The Flu, and my previous reports concerning him were confirmed. When this rare action took place, The Flu lost control and ferociously flung the helpless ball into the air. The ball received a concussion from its contact the backboard, and The Flu gritted his teeth in fury. This repeated...a lot.

by T-Martin February 13, 2008

Coast of the flu

When you're right on the edge of a sickness like the flu, and can feel the symptoms coming on.

"Man, I just know I'm at the coast of the flu."

by Certainly not Dave October 19, 2018

coke fiend with the flu

When you banging a girl, you cum underneath her nose and then cover her mouth so she has to inhale it through her nose. Once she gets it up her nose, you punch her in the stomach so she throws it up.

That annoying ass bitch sucks but she's hot as hell , I'd love to give her the coke fiend with the flu.

by The Carp April 22, 2005

The Miami Flu

The flu-like nasal symptoms that result from moderate to heavy consumption of cocaine. The term arose during the 1980s when cocaine exploded upon the United States; Miami, one city of many where cocaine was particularly popular, is a place where the "common cold" rarely occurs. Thus, any person with sniffles in Miami was not sick, but instead recovering from a night or succession of nights use of cocaine. One generally does not feel the symptoms often associated with a cold--such as a fever, aches, and chills; only an extremely stuffed nasal passage.

1984 in New York City:

Robert: -sniff sniff- God damn! I think I'm coming down the Miami flu!

Simon: Well you and that lady friend of yours only did about ten to fifteen lines last night!

Robert: Hahah, I guess I deserve it then!

by Cocaine, Jane November 9, 2009

the jew flu

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel

hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!

by burbman1969 November 17, 2020