the fakey

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.

Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"

by pirate Joe July 11, 2014

fakey

a sassy insult for someone whos been/is fake, mostly used by the girls and the gays. could be used jokingly w friends or seriously.

“since when do you care, fakey?”

“nah shes been a fakey. we knew this..”

by lady gaga luvrrr May 6, 2021

fakey

snowboarding switch, eg riding goofy down the hill on your board set up for natural riding, without changin the bindings

he was a pro, he rode the chutes fakey

by emily November 27, 2003

fakey

Fake ID. Falsified identification generally for the use of purchasing alcohol or ensuring you that your date isn't underage until she turns around and slaps you with a count of statutory for not calling the next day.

I was nonchalantly mentioning my 21rst birthday and Matt asked if I had a fakey

by Mmmkay December 4, 2004

Fakey

Someone who doesn't seem real, these include:
Fake Tan
A lot of Make Up
Body Parts that look like plastic
Names that ain't real or isn't a name e.g. Mahtab
Wearing hair extensions
Anything that isn't the real person

Some Kid: Hey Fakey, You Wear Fake Tan Don't Cha?

by Some Awesome Kid :P December 1, 2010

Fakey

A dumb motherfucka who doesn't stay tru

"This hoes a fakey man, lying ass bitch"

by Youngslaytheballboy July 12, 2017

Fakey

To exalt thyself

Im going to fakey

by Kj56 December 27, 2018