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the fakey

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.
Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"
by pirate Joe July 11, 2014
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Jason the fake biker

Jason the Fake biker he got beat up so much in high school now he's trying to pretend he's tough as a fake biker
by Kingofdick July 26, 2019
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the fake sound of progress

Lostprophets debut album. One of the most original and kick ass alternative/metal cds ever made. The album included the ridiculously good songs shinobi vs dragonninja, kobrakai, and a thousand apologies. If you have never seen this band live, you must. It will be one of the best acts you will ever see.
"Wait, this is lostprophets? Oh, the fake sound of progress is their first cd. Yea I know, Last Train Home sucked but this stuff is awesome."
by fultzyk711 December 18, 2005
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The Fake Out

When a girl pretends to be unsure if she has a condom, in reality knows it's in tucked in the corner of the upper right hand drawer
G1: I want to be safe but not seem like I fuck guys so much I have 'Stash'.
G2: Just do the fake out, bonus the anticipation makes the sex better!
by QueError April 25, 2015
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fuck the fake people!

people that feel power over other people when being fake and fucking themselves over.
P1: fuck the fake people!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019
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The Fake

A metaphor specifically using the term "the fake" for the comparison of 2 (or more) things or people that are exactly the same but different.
Robert Pattinson is the fake Leonardo DiCaprio of this generation.

Texting in school is the fake passing notes in electronic form.

Mary-Kate is the fake Ashley, and Ashley is the fake Mary-Kate.

Daniel Craig is the fake Pierce Brosnan, who is the fake Timothy Dalton, who is the fake Roger Moore, who is the fake Sean Connery, who is the fake George Lazenby, who is the fake Sean Connery.
by Claybabe2k April 13, 2010
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spit on the fake queen

When you and your brothers find a queen, but realize she’s a fake queen you must spit on her
by Koxxel February 2, 2018
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