The Dizzy Gillespie is when a man is giving oral sex to a woman who farts. The rank fart rolls upward into his mouth distending his cheeks like he's blowing into a trumpet. Thus making him look like Dizzy Gillespie.
My best friend fell out when I told her my husband was pissed at me because after date night I was gassy and drunk and gave him The Dizzy Gillespie during his late night dessert.
Guy #1: "Oh shit, a seven-headed, ten-horned dragon just knocked a third of our galaxy's stars out of the sky. Now 67 billion balls of burning hydrogen, each 100x larger than our little planet, are plummeting to earth! What do we do?!!
Guy #2 "Don't worry; G dash to the Dizzy is on it!
A popularslang term for oral sex, particularly used when said oral sex was especially pleasurable to give or receive
You: "Yo I just linked with Becky you know she gave me that drizzy drizzle."
Friend who is oblivious to the definition of The Drizzy Drizzle: "The what."
You: "It means head."
Friend: "Oh."
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.