Definitions by Kite

Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark 

A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.

Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.

Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark by Kite March 13, 2004

schmoe 

Nickname for people who frequent the joblo.com forums.

Schmoe #1: Are you a schmoe?

Schmoe #2: Does a bear shit in the woods?

schmoe by Kite March 13, 2004

Shizzle the dizzle dat ain't fo real

Saying it ain't so

Dude! this isn't real! -or- Dude! this ain't real

Shizzle the dizzle dat ain't fo real by Kite October 22, 2003