Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark

A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.

Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.

by Kite March 13, 2004

Shizzle the dizzle dat ain't fo real

Saying it ain't so

Dude! this isn't real! -or- Dude! this ain't real

by Kite October 22, 2003

schmoe

Nickname for people who frequent the joblo.com forums.

Schmoe #1: Are you a schmoe?

Schmoe #2: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Kite March 13, 2004