A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.
Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.
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Nickname for people who frequent the joblo.com forums.
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Dude! this isn't real! -or- Dude! this ain't real
by Kite October 22, 2003
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