Urban Dictionary: Definitions by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment

Rip your ticket

(Verb) To completely destroy one (or more) person in the sack/bed. Leaving one motionless after climax.

A: Are you gonna go to the movies?
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".

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Rip your ticket

Phrase meaning: To completely destroy someone in the sack/bed. To leave one unable to move after intercourse.

Allison told Cody I want to "rip your ticket".

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 14, 2018

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Bung Beetle

Noun: (Insult)

A dung beetle so dedicated he will mine his own turds.

Worse then a brown noser.

Beth is the Biggest BUNG BEETLE I know. If her head was any further up Christy's ass we wouldn't be able to see her feet.

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Cart

When a person Coughs and Farts simultaneously releasing a sound (or sounds) like The Gates of HELL have been blasted open, but only stench of eggs and beans remain.

Grandpa: "CARTS"
Children: Grandpa... You carted.
Son: Dad that sounds like hell.... And smells like eggs.... And beans.

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Maple Thunder

Faux Marijuana:

Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.

D: Bro jus got in some Maple Thunder...
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
...
...

D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment May 2, 2019

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