Rip your ticket

(Verb) To completely destroy one (or more) person in the sack/bed. Leaving one motionless after climax.

A: Are you gonna go to the movies?
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 15, 2018

Rip your ticket

Phrase meaning: To completely destroy someone in the sack/bed. To leave one unable to move after intercourse.

Allison told Cody I want to "rip your ticket".

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 10, 2018

DSP

Day Shift Pimp

I love My DSP. He is the best. You wish you had one. I'm currently work wife 1.6

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment September 11, 2019

The DIZZY

To be RIGGED. Your days RIGGED. Your jobs RIGGED. Life is Rigged.

Today they got me dialing the DIZZY list.

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 30, 2021

Cart

When a person Coughs and Farts simultaneously releasing a sound (or sounds) like The Gates of HELL have been blasted open, but only stench of eggs and beans remain.

Grandpa: "CARTS"
Children: Grandpa... You carted.
Son: Dad that sounds like hell.... And smells like eggs.... And beans.

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment July 09, 2019

SHERM

A mood your in; positive, outgoing, optimistic, enthusiastic.

Man 1: How's it goin?
Man2: Feelin pretty SHERM today.
Man 1: Good to hear, I'm kinda SHERM too.

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment September 03, 2022

Maple Thunder

Faux Marijuana:

Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.

D: Bro jus got in some Maple Thunder...
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
...
...

D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment May 02, 2019