the deren

getting a girl intoxicated enough to sleep in your bed. then you both take off your pants and sleep side by side in only underwear but do not cuddle or touch.

steven pulls the deren on any given saturday night with any given girl.

by randy January 22, 2004

the deren

A new hair style for men, but actually looks like a woman's.

Steve has been wearing the deren ever since he got his hair cutt at Regis Salon.

by Nick November 19, 2003

Spank the Deener

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.

Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener

by Foxdvd March 21, 2015

The Defender

Noun
Origin: The Simpsons
"The Defender" is a large cinder block on a chain. it is used by swinging in a circular motion to bash people's skulls in.

Bart: Omg, someone's broken into our house!

Homer: Bart, get the Defender!

by qwerty_21 November 23, 2009

The Daren

The Daren is when a ugly 52 year old man says he’s teaching “defense” in baseball but instead takes the waist of you and thrashes it against his slightly stiff dick and then has you do it yourself. If you don’t do it hard enough he yells at you HIT ME HARDER and then grunts as you hit him as if he’s having sex.

This happened to me and my basketball team is 6th grade. Fuck you daren

Bro my coach did the Daren to my team yesterday.

by 69Creampieguy69 November 5, 2019

the deener

Coming from Pasadena Maryland. Typically an area with lots of rednecks. Who often say "Pasadeener"

"Whats goin down in the deener?"

by SlappyMeats February 27, 2007

The Decently Sized Gay

Someone who is gay, but not gay enough to have the big gay.

Sawyer: I have The Decently Sized Gay, but not The Big Gay
Timmy: And why do I need to know this?

by Your XX chromosome Parent January 28, 2019