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also called "the crucifier'. it is a sinful and hellish sexual act where a women is tyed to a cross in bed and a man has his way with her

man i cant believe i watched that mexican porno last night in one part the dude pulled the crucifier on her

the crucifier by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS August 1, 2009

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The Crucifix

The Crucifix:
Position: Arms spread,legs together.

Definition: The act of fucking four chicks at once; one on your right hand getting Claudioed (finger-blasted), one on your left hand..once again getting Claudioed, one sitting on your face and another chick riding your cock in the reverse cowgirl position.

Ex.
Burt: I was at the bar last night and I took four chicks home, and I gave those bitches the Crucifix.
Charlie: Unfuckingreal man! Sweet..(high five)

The Crucifix by CEKRJHRMG February 2, 2008

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The Crucifix

A symbol of the christian faith, depicting Jesus Christ on a cross.

also, in the event of a second coming, a horrible reminder of one heck of a bad day.

seriously. if you came back 2000 years after being nailed to a piece of wood, do you think you'd want to see the damn thing everywhere you go?

The Crucifix by Holy Mystical Champion of Gerbils, KSC August 28, 2005

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The Crucifix

A sexual position that can be performed with a very petite woman or small person and a strong man. The woman stands with her arms out to the side, the man holds her up from her arms and penetrates from the rear. She will be held up in the air much like a crucifx.

Remember that really small girl from the bar? I pulled off The Crucifix on her!

The Crucifix by Medina AKA Lex December 12, 2018

The Crucifix

An advanced masturbation technique where the individual sticks his penis in a pre-made hole on the dominant hand (both hands work as well, especially if the individual is ambidextrous)

Man 1: Dude! Did you see Tom last night?

Man 2: No, what happened?

Man 1: I caught him doing the crucifix at church!

The Crucifix by ParentalWarning July 25, 2016

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The Crucifix

When you are fucking some chik then u stick a cross in their ass while u are fucking them!

I just Crucified my mom!

The Crucifix by Jesse R. and Ben May 27, 2004

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the crucifix

A menthol cigarette with a joint through the middle that forms a cross.

Hey man, lets smoke the crucifix.

the crucifix by kicker781 April 15, 2009

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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