The Crucifix:
Position: Arms spread,legs together.

Definition: The act of fucking four chicks at once; one on your right hand getting Claudioed (finger-blasted), one on your left hand..once again getting Claudioed, one sitting on your face and another chick riding your cock in the reverse cowgirl position.

Ex.
Burt: I was at the bar last night and I took four chicks home, and I gave those bitches the Crucifix.
Charlie: Unfuckingreal man! Sweet..(high five)

The Crucifix by CEKRJHRMG February 2, 2008

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The Crucifix

A symbol of the christian faith, depicting Jesus Christ on a cross.

also, in the event of a second coming, a horrible reminder of one heck of a bad day.

seriously. if you came back 2000 years after being nailed to a piece of wood, do you think you'd want to see the damn thing everywhere you go?

The Crucifix by Holy Mystical Champion of Gerbils, KSC August 28, 2005

The Crucifix

A sexual position that can be performed with a very petite woman or small person and a strong man. The woman stands with her arms out to the side, the man holds her up from her arms and penetrates from the rear. She will be held up in the air much like a crucifx.

Remember that really small girl from the bar? I pulled off The Crucifix on her!

The Crucifix by Medina AKA Lex December 12, 2018

The Crucifix

An advanced masturbation technique where the individual sticks his penis in a pre-made hole on the dominant hand (both hands work as well, especially if the individual is ambidextrous)

Man 1: Dude! Did you see Tom last night?

Man 2: No, what happened?

Man 1: I caught him doing the crucifix at church!

The Crucifix by ParentalWarning July 25, 2016

The Crucifix

When you are fucking some chik then u stick a cross in their ass while u are fucking them!

I just Crucified my mom!

The Crucifix by Jesse R. and Ben May 27, 2004

the crucifix

A menthol cigarette with a joint through the middle that forms a cross.

Hey man, lets smoke the crucifix.

the crucifix by kicker781 April 15, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026