The Collin
The Collin by freddie69 February 8, 2021
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The Collin - "Cum Pipe Congo"
The Collin - "Cum Pipe Congo" by Collin March 28, 2003
collin the thief
a theiving wrongen who steals from his nieve employers,
someone who pisses people off and will suffer the consequecences, a total prick .
someone who pisses people off and will suffer the consequecences, a total prick .
collin the thief by locks heath renegade master January 8, 2011
collin “the jet” jett
collin “the jet” jett by Me is you you is me September 6, 2020
The Tao of Collin
Written by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin, The Tao of Collin is a series of guidelines and divine truths for more blissful existence.
The Tao of Collin reads as follows.
1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.
2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.
3. Chill. Be cool.
4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.
5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.
6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."
7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.
8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.
9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)
10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.
1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.
2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.
3. Chill. Be cool.
4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.
5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.
6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."
7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.
8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.
9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)
10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.
The Tao of Collin by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin November 24, 2007
THE Colin Baker
Colin Baker played the sixth incarnation of Doctor Who.
Unfortunately, some very disreputable, unpleasant Who 'fans' have alleged that Mr Baker endorses their brand of misogynistic comedy, that is only VERY loosely connected to the programme.
Since then, THE Colin Baker has become something of an overnight meme, used to mock these same Who 'fans'
Unfortunately, some very disreputable, unpleasant Who 'fans' have alleged that Mr Baker endorses their brand of misogynistic comedy, that is only VERY loosely connected to the programme.
Since then, THE Colin Baker has become something of an overnight meme, used to mock these same Who 'fans'
"Who told you could park there?"
"THE Colin Baker, bitch."
"I didn't do my homework. I have a note from THE Colin Baker"
"THE Colin Baker, bitch."
"I didn't do my homework. I have a note from THE Colin Baker"
THE Colin Baker by mizzdefyne June 11, 2008
The Calling
An American rock band consisting of two talented & not to mention hot people - Alex Band & Aaron Kamin.
They're most famous for their song "Wherever You Will Go" which was a big hit in '01.
Fantastic band who incorporate meaningful lyrics into their songs.
They're most famous for their song "Wherever You Will Go" which was a big hit in '01.
Fantastic band who incorporate meaningful lyrics into their songs.
The Calling by K o k o July 24, 2008
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