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A sigma male invests into uncles for more wealth and success.
"did you see john? He has 13 uncles and none of them lost value!"
Uncles by Sussy nigga April 15, 2022

uncles paradise 

A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise
Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise
uncles paradise by myunclesass August 21, 2018

uncles mung 

An exclamation used when you get to the ball first on a kickoff in rocket league.

Also when your mother or fathers brother tells you sweet sweet secrets and whispers them into your mouth or anus, usually with gusto and cream.
"Last night, Unky Preston gave my toot box a 30 minute Uncles Mung session. Now i am filled with secrets to be unloaded on the porcelain throne, where I hopefully will receive the kiss of a witch."
uncles mung by Slam Dumpster December 13, 2017

Uncles Knuckles 

1.When you uncle fists you and your sibling at the same time.

2. When your uncle literally punches your ass hole into the next dimension.
Uncles Knuckles by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017

Uncles meth 

When you really like someone so you take them hostage in your moms belly.
Man I really like James, I might show him my uncles meth
Uncles meth by The real gangster December 23, 2020

Uncles day 

February 29th happens every 4 years, a day for uncles although they aren’t seen as much as fathers and mothers they are still important, uncles day a day all for your favorite uncle.
Boy 1 “Hey man guess what day it is!”
Boy 2 “It’s February 29th yeah it’s special what about it?”
Boy 1 “No man it’s uncles day!”
Boy 2 “Omg you’re right lemme call my uncle
Boy 1 “Me too!”
Uncles day by YouLoveIce June 19, 2022