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the Cincinnati cum slinger 

To build up ones urge to sploog after whackin' one off in front of an audience of young females and finally letting it loose while violently whipping his penis around like a sprinkler.
" I thought i was in love with Brian, But the TRUE LOVE CAME as he did The Cincinnati Cum Slinger all over my pretty little face!"

The Cincinnati Donkey Cart 

When you're hitting it from behind and pop your balls into the booty hole then she clench down and start crawling around on all fours, draggin you behind her.
My knees have been killing me ever since I gave my wife The Cincinnati Donkey Cart!

The Cincinnati slambo shot 

The act of the male running full force with his dick out trying to stick it a women’s unlubed asshole
“And now The Cincinnati slambo shot all the way from pum fuck New Mexico.”

The Cincinnati Shanty

The act of getting fellatio while wearing a snuggie
I was too cozy to take off my snuggie so she gave me The Cincinnati Shanty

The Cincinnati Plumbers Union 

A term used to describe someone who is part of the homosexual community
"I heard you're gay" -John
"No way man I'm not part of the Cincinnati plumbers union" -Jack

the cincinnati switcheroo 

Using your roommate's used inside out condom during sex to fuck up two lives at once.
Yeah, man, I gave her The Cincinnati Switcheroo.

My roommate is gonna be pissed after he finds out what I gave that prostitute.