screamin in the night when I leap on the pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the
hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (
YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd
nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks