The Chunks
The Chunks by DotHaze January 8, 2012
Words you can keep
the chunks
a guy who is is a little on a chunky side but not fat. His jeans are a bit tight around his ass and their are slight love handles to bee seen.
the chunks by ruby_blue January 30, 2008
the chunks
the chunks is the slow movement of the poop out of the anus and into the mouth to be swallowed and digested and back out (repeating). This typically happens to people with a diabete.
the chunks by JabeJabeJabrielle April 5, 2019
chuckle without the chunks
To issue an unintentional fart (or series thereof) when laughing uncontrollably at an unexpected funny moment. Importantly, this is not followed by "following through", which would spoil the moment, hence "no chunks". Often associated with ejecting beer, etc from the nose at funny moments.
HaHaHa..Frrt,frrt,frrt....I just wasn't expecting that punchline! Damn, I chuckled without the chunks
chuckle without the chunks by Mister Gruntfuttock August 24, 2005
Maestro of the Chunks
screamin in the night when I leap on the pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks
Maestro of the Chunks by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026
The Chunk
It’s the best “chunk” of the year. It can loosely be defined as the time frame in the year when one most commonly finds themselves drinking hot apple cider. It falls over September, October, November, and December.
But it begins and ends with a feeling so the above is debatable. It’s about warm houses, blankets, and fire places. Tea, hot chocolate, and chai lattes. It’s pumpkin spice muffins and comfort food. it’s crunchy atmospheric decoration be it leaves or snow. It’s rosy cheeks and warm hearts. turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes. Sweaters and socks and boots and leggings and hats and mitts, and jean jackets or just plain jeans. It’s colors and cinnamon.
But it begins and ends with a feeling so the above is debatable. It’s about warm houses, blankets, and fire places. Tea, hot chocolate, and chai lattes. It’s pumpkin spice muffins and comfort food. it’s crunchy atmospheric decoration be it leaves or snow. It’s rosy cheeks and warm hearts. turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes. Sweaters and socks and boots and leggings and hats and mitts, and jean jackets or just plain jeans. It’s colors and cinnamon.
“Oh, I’m so glad that the chunk has finally arrived, it gives me an excuse to use up this bulk package of cinnamon and wear every single sweater I own.”
“Hey Mom, you making hot apple cider or something? it smells pretty chunky in here.”
“Hey Mom, you making hot apple cider or something? it smells pretty chunky in here.”
The Chunk by The Chunk Fairy September 22, 2013
the chinks
From Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
something prized, cash, the sound clattering coins make, good fortune, may also have a sexual connotation
something prized, cash, the sound clattering coins make, good fortune, may also have a sexual connotation
the chinks by notmini September 3, 2003
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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