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the blanch 

"The Blanch" is an area in Northwest Dublin: Real name Blanchardstown. Famous/Infamous for pub shootings, the Westies, skangers, "De centur" and random stabbings. The crown jewel of dublin living where you can simultaneously be living next to the National Aquatic Centre, James Connolly Memorial hospital and a street ful of burnt out cars.
My goodness, is that a man copulaating with a pigeon??
the blanch by Georgie Burgess June 7, 2005
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The Blanchards 

The shits - specifically where you need to take 6 months off work.
Where is Roxanne? She’s off with the Blanchards. Guess we will see her in April
The Blanchards by BigJesusBreakfast November 1, 2018

Do the Blanca 

To fall or trip while performing whimsical activities. To have poor balance and acquiesce to the pull of gravity.
I was walking down the sidewalk and did the Blanca over an elevated slab of concrete.

She forgot to stop above the ledge near the Music room and did the Blanca, hurting both her wrists.

Joseph "Do the Blanca!" et.al: *Falls*
Do the Blanca by B&tB June 16, 2013

The Bianchi Dipstick 

The act of being in the 69 position and "checking the girl's oil" (insertion of finger into doodie hole). Then sniffing finger for purity. Checking anal viscosity.
The Bianchi Dipstick: That girl Jen looks pretty hot. I'm gonna give her a Bianchi Dipstick and check her 10w30.

The Banchetto

When you don’t know what to do but you suddenly require some extra company so you invite your momma’s friends for some spicy maguro
Eg. “Let’s have a huge The Banchetto at my place tonight, bring some extra soy sauce”
The Banchetto by Chirico & Trone November 26, 2020

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Blanche the rubber necker

Anyone who nearly breaks their neck to gaze upon the test answers of other people. We call them Blanche the Rubber Necker no matter what their name is because Blanche is such an unnapealing name that they deserve it.
"A, B, D, C, Blanche the rubber necker copied my test answers verbatim! Including the quesiton about the definition of verbatim! How's your mom? Is she good? Good. I know she had that brief fit with bronchitis, that had my worried. What's that? This example is sitll going on? Why haven't they stopped quoting me yet? Did they not get the fucking point? Blanche the rubber necker, it's simple. Go away."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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