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the blanch

"The Blanch" is an area in Northwest Dublin: Real name Blanchardstown. Famous/Infamous for pub shootings, the Westies, skangers, "De centur" and random stabbings. The crown jewel of dublin living where you can simultaneously be living next to the National Aquatic Centre, James Connolly Memorial hospital and a street ful of burnt out cars.
My goodness, is that a man copulaating with a pigeon??
by Georgie Burgess June 7, 2005
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The Blanchards

The shits - specifically where you need to take 6 months off work.
Where is Roxanne? She’s off with the Blanchards. Guess we will see her in April
by BigJesusBreakfast November 1, 2018
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Do the Blanca

To fall or trip while performing whimsical activities. To have poor balance and acquiesce to the pull of gravity.
I was walking down the sidewalk and did the Blanca over an elevated slab of concrete.

She forgot to stop above the ledge near the Music room and did the Blanca, hurting both her wrists.

Joseph "Do the Blanca!" et.al: *Falls*
by B&tB June 16, 2013
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The Bianchi Dipstick

The act of being in the 69 position and "checking the girl's oil" (insertion of finger into doodie hole). Then sniffing finger for purity. Checking anal viscosity.
The Bianchi Dipstick: That girl Jen looks pretty hot. I'm gonna give her a Bianchi Dipstick and check her 10w30.
by Pencil-Dick Jones April 28, 2011
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The Banchetto

When you don’t know what to do but you suddenly require some extra company so you invite your momma’s friends for some spicy maguro
Eg. “Let’s have a huge The Banchetto at my place tonight, bring some extra soy sauce”
by Chirico & Trone November 26, 2020
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Blanche the rubber necker

Anyone who nearly breaks their neck to gaze upon the test answers of other people. We call them Blanche the Rubber Necker no matter what their name is because Blanche is such an unnapealing name that they deserve it.
"A, B, D, C, Blanche the rubber necker copied my test answers verbatim! Including the quesiton about the definition of verbatim! How's your mom? Is she good? Good. I know she had that brief fit with bronchitis, that had my worried. What's that? This example is sitll going on? Why haven't they stopped quoting me yet? Did they not get the fucking point? Blanche the rubber necker, it's simple. Go away."
by Sean of old December 28, 2012
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