The Bet

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The Bet is to not have sex.

The way to win 'The Bet' is by not having sex.
The way to lose 'The Bet' is by having sex with someone.

If you lose 'The Bet' then you must owe your best friend the equivalent of £20.

Mark: "Hey Tom how was your date last night?" Tom: "It was amazing! I lost the bet last night." Mark: "Awesome, were's my £20?" Tom: "Shit..."

The Bet by ThatDyslexicGuy May 19, 2010

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The ‘bet

Used to describe what someone has when they sleep with a lot of people without being clean. The alphabet of STDs grouped together.

Bro jake is always fucking random hoes with no condom.
Yeah he’s probably got the ‘bet.

I heard that Amy has, HIV, HPV, HAV, and another STD.
Damn she’s really got the ‘bet.

The ‘bet by HellaSadman March 3, 2021

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hedging the bet

When a person has both a boy/girlfriend and another friend they flirt constantly with. That way, if the boy/girlfriend relationship doesn't work out, there's another person in reserve to ensure against singledom.

After Hilary and Matt's relationship turned rocky, Matt began hedging the bet and hanging out more with Beth.

hedging the bet by Maddie Corbeck August 13, 2006

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Lose the Bet

Slang term for jacking off. Comes from the bet featured on Seinfeld.

"Hey man did you lose the bet last night after your girlfriend left?"
"Yeah dude, we're stuck on second so I had to do it by myself."

Lose the Bet by Prettyflyforawiteguy January 12, 2010

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I lost the bet

It actually means, i found a girl, but I'm ashamed to admit it.

i saw you with this girl yesterday, him yeah i lost the bet

I lost the bet by oliver0008 October 6, 2020

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never bet the devil your head

1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.

george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.

never bet the devil your head by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

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Bet The Farm

To put up everything you have, while gambling in a card game.

Mike bluffed with his ace high and bet the farm losing everything.

Bet The Farm by TwitChy December 14, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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