the barber
the barber by Oibo March 7, 2017
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the "Barber"
when you have the herpes, aids, and all the STDs accounted for in your med records...you've got the "Barber".
the "Barber" by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021
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The Barber Special
A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”
The Barber Special by RatStealer449 January 28, 2018
Brandon the Barber
he is the best barber gives you that fade 1st time free best at fades he's looking for 5 big oily pickaxe dudes so if you know any big oily pickaxe dudes tag them in the comments
Brandon the Barber by effin myles April 26, 2023
You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
17th century idiom.
A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.
See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.
See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.
B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast. by elip October 29, 2014
phil the barber
"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."
phil the barber by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015
floyd the barber
A word used to describe a serial rapist, commonly shortened to just "Floyd". This phrase originated from a song by the band Nirvana
floyd the barber by Hockey16 May 31, 2017
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