(n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out.
So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.
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Guy #1: "Hey dude, what's that white stain on your coffee table?"
Guy #2: "Dammit, I was jackin-off on the couch last night- I must have shot it over the backboard".
Guy #2: "Dammit, I was jackin-off on the couch last night- I must have shot it over the backboard".
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Get the He's smacking it off the backboard. mug.When a bunch of white people gather into a small room with white walls and wood floors, and then proceed to insert coffee bean of various sizes and grades into each others' rectum.
Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.
Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.
Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape, square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.
Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.
Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.
Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape, square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.
Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Person A: Did you hear of those kids who committed the Backwards Charlie?
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole thing was worse than watching Cannibal Holocaust.
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole thing was worse than watching Cannibal Holocaust.
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2)to have a GDRITBY: to be bored,
3)to build a GDRITBY, to kill time,
4)to be a GDRITBY, to be an amusing waste of time, an easy ride, or a complete wank.
(it is considered a faux-pass to specify possesion of the backyard in question)
Of Washington D.C./VA/MD (USA) regional origin, generaly thought to have been inspired by an episode of Myth-Busters, and; or the ramblings of a random meth-head who works in a drivethru.
2)to have a GDRITBY: to be bored,
3)to build a GDRITBY, to kill time,
4)to be a GDRITBY, to be an amusing waste of time, an easy ride, or a complete wank.
(it is considered a faux-pass to specify possesion of the backyard in question)
Of Washington D.C./VA/MD (USA) regional origin, generaly thought to have been inspired by an episode of Myth-Busters, and; or the ramblings of a random meth-head who works in a drivethru.
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