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Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.
Hit the Backboard by jews69 March 20, 2016

Over The Backboard

When the ejaculate from your self-induced orgasm sails beyond the tissue/napkin/jizz rag and lands somewhere else.
Guy #1: "Hey dude, what's that white stain on your coffee table?"

Guy #2: "Dammit, I was jackin-off on the couch last night- I must have shot it over the backboard".

Off the backboard 

Being wack for an action
Bruh Nick got fake Gucci.. he so off the backboard
Off the backboard by McNastoid February 11, 2020

He's smacking it off the backboard. 

A word used by Caiyden to say your gettting rejected or it's not happening
Boy 1: one day i'll be famous

Boy 2: He's smacking it off the backboard.

The Backwards Charlie

When a bunch of white people gather into a small room with white walls and wood floors, and then proceed to insert coffee bean of various sizes and grades into each others' rectum.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.

Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape, square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.

Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Person A: Did you hear of those kids who committed the Backwards Charlie?

Person B: No, what happened?

Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole thing was worse than watching Cannibal Holocaust.

Giant Death-Ray In The Backyard 

1)Boredom.
2)to have a GDRITBY: to be bored,
3)to build a GDRITBY, to kill time,
4)to be a GDRITBY, to be an amusing waste of time, an easy ride, or a complete wank.
(it is considered a faux-pass to specify possesion of the backyard in question)
Of Washington D.C./VA/MD (USA) regional origin, generaly thought to have been inspired by an episode of Myth-Busters, and; or the ramblings of a random meth-head who works in a drivethru.
"What are you doing Friday?"
"Not much, just building a giant death-ray in the backyard."
"Indeed."