the almost 

A band formed from UnderOATH's Aaron Gillespie.

The Almost's album Southern Weather is out in stores now!

the almost by attractive today July 31, 2007

The Almost 

A person who cannot complete a full repetition of a task. One who is incapable of success of the smallest amounts. One who cannot find a spot in life to call his place.

Tell The Almost to go back to collecting movies.

The Almost by Thegreatestoppressor February 21, 2011

The Almost Invisible Man 

A man who is a fountain of knowledge in the smart community, who R'edTFM

Where is The Almost Invisible Man (T'AIM) when you need him?

The Almost Invisible Man by Bifflediboff July 16, 2008

the almost impossible game show 

An amazing game show that is aired in the U.K and narrated by the rubberbandits. In the show, 10 contestants must complete 5 games, with 50 lives. Every time you fail a game, you lose a life. Lose 15 lives and you fail the game and move on to another one. Some popular games include: Enter Trouser, Punch Your Own Face, and my personal favourite, Tiny Bike.

Dude 1: Have you ever seen the almost impossible game show?
Dude 2: Yeah! My favourite game is Punch Your Own Face!

the almost impossible game show by Slimthicky69 February 3, 2017

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it 

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

almost saw the flocka wocka 

when you’re on facetime and he almost shows you his dick on accident

person 1: *phone falls almost showing penis*

person 2: “Uh Oh almost saw the Flocka Wocka

almost saw the flocka wocka by midgetporn888 January 15, 2021

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants 

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants by Hybaj May 7, 2011