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The Slurpee

When a girl Takes a gulp of a Slurpee and holds it in 1 of 2 cheeks,and the guy will insert his dick into the girls mouth.after that she will release the slurpee from her mouth making the guys dick cold as shit.Also here's a challenge:Stick Your dick in a slurpee for as long as possible and record that time!
Guy:I got the slurpee from my gf last night and my dick is blue as hell

The Slurpee Scheme 

The Slurpee Scheme is used to get free things with the purchase of any Big gulp.

First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.

It works a lot better if you have a refill too.
"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"

"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"

Slurpee Capital of the World 

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.
Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.

Slurpee Capital of the World 

The Slurpee Capital of the World is the city inwhich consumes the most slurpees in the world compared to many other cities.
Winnipeg has been the slurpee capital since 1999. (now being 2010)
Winnipeg on averages over 188,000 slurpees a month, even though its known for its coldness.
Kennewick, Washington, USA falsely claimed to be the Slurpee Capital of the World, later to be proven. The false claim uproared Winnipegers, to such a degree, that they got radio stations aware of the lie.
Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026