51 definitions by diseased sheep

weeds

the stupid things that grow in your grass and make it look like a poor persons lawn.

i hate these fuckin weeds!

by diseased sheep August 17, 2005

jiffy-pop

pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.

Junior: "Hey ma' cook me up some jiffy-pop!"

Mother: "Jr. I thought I told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!"

Junior: "Ah dang!"

by diseased sheep July 8, 2006

highlighter pipe

The most pov way to make a pipe. You take a highlighter, sharpie brand, and take all the ink and shit out of it. Then you poke a hole in the top of the lid, and one at the end of the highlighter, big enough for the cap to fit in.
If you want you can make a shotgun. Lastly you need to make a screen/bowl out of tinfoil. If you an idiot the place that you would draw with is were you inhale.

Me: "Fuck that bitch Jane, she lost my fucking pipe!"

Jorey: "Yea, fuck that!"

Evan: "Make a highlighter Pipe, i used to all the time:)"

Jorey: "Evan you poor jew bastard!"

Me: "Yeah, anyways highlighter pipes are pov."

by diseased sheep June 13, 2006

me bag

When someone can get their own testies into their mouth.

"Hey look over there at Mike, he's 'me bagging' himself!!!"

by diseased sheep June 29, 2005

Regina

Regina is a shit hole of a city in the province of "Saskabush" Canada. Yet it has a astonishingly nice casino. Also it is the Chlamydia capital of Canada.

A city with more drunk natives than Winnipeg Manitoba, and that is a tough competion.

Regina is so shitty that there are no current definitions of it. Fuck Regina.

-Nationals were sweet last year in Montreal.

-Where are they this year?

-Fucking Regina!

-Fuck that shit!

by diseased sheep May 28, 2006

San Han

Easy to say abbreviation for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Hey wanna play some San Han?

by diseased sheep July 9, 2006

catholic

a religeon were every thing is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i gotta take a SHIT!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but now that i got a new catholic boyfriend, everything is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that!, im goin in!!!"
Boyfriend: "You know your going straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep July 29, 2005