51 definitions by diseased sheep

weeds

the stupid things that grow in your grass and make it look like a poor persons lawn.

i hate these fuckin weeds!

by diseased sheep August 17, 2005

jiffy-pop

pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.

Junior: "Hey ma' cook me up some jiffy-pop!"

Mother: "Jr. I thought I told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!"

Junior: "Ah dang!"

by diseased sheep July 8, 2006

highlighter pipe

The most pov way to make a pipe. You take a highlighter, sharpie brand, and take all the ink and shit out of it. Then you poke a hole in the top of the lid, and one at the end of the highlighter, big enough for the cap to fit in.
If you want you can make a shotgun. Lastly you need to make a screen/bowl out of tinfoil. If you an idiot the place that you would draw with is were you inhale.

Me: "Fuck that bitch Jane, she lost my fucking pipe!"

Jorey: "Yea, fuck that!"

Evan: "Make a highlighter Pipe, i used to all the time:)"

Jorey: "Evan you poor jew bastard!"

Me: "Yeah, anyways highlighter pipes are pov."

by diseased sheep June 13, 2006

me bag

When someone can get their own testies into their mouth.

"Hey look over there at Mike, he's 'me bagging' himself!!!"

by diseased sheep June 29, 2005

catholic

a religeon were every thing is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i gotta take a SHIT!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but now that i got a new catholic boyfriend, everything is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that!, im goin in!!!"
Boyfriend: "You know your going straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep July 29, 2005

catholic

a religeon were everything is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i have to take a SHIT!!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but you know that now i got a new catholic boyfriend, everythign is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that, im going in!!!"
Boyfriend: "Boy, your goin straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep July 29, 2005

burnout

what happens after you smoke weed, you become very tired and dont feel like doing anything besides melting into the couch and eating chips.

after that sesh yesterday i was in burnout for like 3 hours, then i fell asleep.

by diseased sheep May 13, 2006