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The Simp 

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A guy that puts himself in a submissive position to get/keep a girl.They put too much value into a female.
E.g-Koen the simp lord
The Simp by @Doahminik.mp4 February 25, 2020
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The simp 

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The word simp came from the name Connor SIMPson Gilbert He was the biggest “simp” he would leave to boys to go on FaceTime with chicks and he would stop playing video games with the boys
Guy:have you herd from gibby today

Girl: ya we have been on call all morning

Guy:what a simp we were supposed to play COD

the Simp is a guy who leaves the boys for a girl
The simp by PursudRumbl9 April 18, 2020
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The Simp and the Blimp

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The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit
The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp
The Simp and the Blimp by tirtle June 15, 2018
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The Simp Sons 

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Its a finndom (Caleb Finn fandom) groupchat on Instagram
"I got added to the simp sons gc!"
The Simp Sons by Bee asf June 14, 2020
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the.simp.master 

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My favourite mutual. She's so iconic. She literally loves everyone. Best person for advice too.
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The Simp Debate 

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When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.
Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!
The Simp Debate by gibblie May 30, 2023
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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