the prom

please accept my history as i accept yours
no questions, no accusations here
just weird unfunny jokes and dance and smiles and the occasional roast

miss you, see you soon
🖤

"my parents allowed me to accompany you to the prom! do you still wanna go?"

by Krkič April 25, 2019

The Prom Night Scale

A Rating Scale ranging from 1-10 used to judge the attractiveness of a female based on how good she would look if she was going to prom.

To calculate a Prom Night rating one must account for professionally done make-up and hair. Spray-tan, self-tanner and other skin enhancing products must be accounted for as well.

Normal Female 1-10 Scale Conversion rate: +2 per point.

Jenny real world: 6
Jenny at prom: 8

Tom: Yeah, I met Jeff's sister the other day.

Mike: Oh yeah? Is she pretty good looking?
Tom: Eh, she's probably an 8 on the Prom Night Scale. .

Mike: That's not too bad if you see her at a wedding.

by JebusHoles December 12, 2016

I Killed The Prom Queen

1. What one says when one kills the prom queen

2. Awesome australian metal band, interesting way of screaming, sounds a bit like a low growl.

1. *stab stab* AHAHAHAHAHA I killed the prom queen

2. IKTPQ rules!

by Some Random Person / Anonymous July 1, 2008

taking carrie to the prom

A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.

I wish I had been born with a penis.

by Asspirate November 7, 2004

I Killed The Prom Queen

A metalcore band from Adelaide, Australia.
They just realesed a new album called
"Music for the Recently Deceased".

The band consists of:

Ed: Vocals
Jona: Lead Guitar & Clean vocals
Kevin: Guitar
Sean: Bass
JJ: Drums

Most of the guys are vegan & straight edge.

I killed the prom queen are awesome

by Justin... November 11, 2006

I'm taking Carrie to the prom

Menstrual, period

"Hey babe, want to have sex?" " Sorry, I'm taking Carrie to the prom."

by T Thomas April 8, 2015

deuce at the prom

the act of giving birth to an unexpected pregnancy; when one thinks they have food poisoning or another bowel related illness, but they are in-fact pregnant.

Dude, I thought I had food poisoning but it was actually a deuce at the prom, I named her Maddyson.

by Vageena Swartz July 5, 2011