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A promise given to a bed mate or mates in which, if they do not agree to sex the promisegiver steadfastly will masterbate. (Works 50% of the time all of the time)
Jenny if you don't have sex with me I am going to have sex with myself. Trust me I will I am giving you The promise.
by That dudeification July 21, 2010
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Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by Pdough May 15, 2006
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Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens
I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.
by cornholio October 04, 2003
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A song Emma Blackery wrote in 2013 and now hates. People would only talk about The Promise and she feels like it's not her best song. There's a video on Vloggery explaining why she doesn't like it anymore called "I grew to hate my own song."
Fan: I love the promise, please play it live Emma!!
Emma: WHAT ABOUT MY OTHER SONGS
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by brovinki May 27, 2018
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