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Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens
I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.
by cornholio October 04, 2003
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A promise given to a bed mate or mates in which, if they do not agree to sex the promisegiver steadfastly will masterbate. (Works 50% of the time all of the time)
Jenny if you don't have sex with me I am going to have sex with myself. Trust me I will I am giving you The promise.
by That dudeification July 21, 2010
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A song Emma Blackery wrote in 2013 and now hates. People would only talk about The Promise and she feels like it's not her best song. There's a video on Vloggery explaining why she doesn't like it anymore called "I grew to hate my own song."
Fan: I love the promise, please play it live Emma!!
Emma: WHAT ABOUT MY OTHER SONGS
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by lunarlakes June 10, 2018
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