A song Emma Blackery wrote in 2013 and now hates. People would only talk about The Promise and she feels like it's not her best song. There's a video on Vloggery explaining why she doesn't like it anymore called "I grew to hate my own song."
Fan: I love the promise, please play it live Emma!!
Emma: WHAT ABOUT MY OTHER SONGS
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A promise given to a bed mate or mates in which, if they do not agree to sex the promisegiver steadfastly will masterbate. (Works 50% of the time all of the time)
Jenny if you don't have sex with me I am going to have sex with myself. Trust me I will I am giving you The promise.
by That dudeification July 21, 2010
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Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens
I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.
by cornholio October 5, 2003
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When someone threatens you with something you actually want you can reply “promises promises”
Stop that now or I’ll spank you!”
Promises promises
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The definition of Beautiful. The real meaning of 'One in a million'. Usually of exqusite natural beauty. Smart & Witty, headstrong & focussed. Determined, stubborn as hell! Loving and playful. The most fabulous smile, which lights up a room. Simply stunning inside and out. A diamond in the rough.
You are truely blessed if you ever meet a Promise...
by Ispeakonlythetruth February 4, 2010
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Someone or something that has the potential to be awesome.

awesome potential hopeful valuable
"He seems like a promising politician" (note: awesomeness, here, is rarely seen)

"Her plan to invest in earplugs for the deaf sounds promising"
by Franz730 August 25, 2008
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Something that you can't break. Ever.
"Promise?" - Finn
"Promise." - Eleven
by Mike Byers October 7, 2016
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