The Pod

meaning one's ipod, often used when being super cool

Listening to Nevermore. I think this has to go on the pod

by Brendar January 26, 2011

The Pod

The name for you tightest group of friends.

The popular kids at school.

People of Distinction.

Mom: Who will be at the party?

Kid: Just the Pod and I.

by Holcollmook January 13, 2017

porn on the pod

Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.

Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.

by Bmw 540i March 4, 2006

Friend Of The Pod

A sarcastic twist on the phrase “friend of the podcast” used in shows to describe guests. It’s used most commonly a euphemism for war criminal or pedophile.

In a tragic turn of events, Friend Of The Pod Jefferey Epstein passed away last night.

by Fishpond Ruins February 22, 2023

POD the SOCC

POD the SOCC is an abbreviation. It stands for "Provider of Dick the Saviour Of Chubby Chicks" and it refers to a, more or less, fit guy who cleverly fucks chubby/chunky girls. These girls normally doesnt get a fair amount of girth-units, ENTER POD the SOCC.

"I went to a party this weekend where all the smooth girls were taken and the rest of them were fat fucks, had to unleash POD the SOCC"

by Mettalmania December 14, 2018

The Podracer

A sexual position that's about as pleasant for the receiving partner as "Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones" was to the public. This position is similar to doggy style, except the catchers arms are behind their back, like the handles of a podracer. Infrequently, the penetrating party will stop and say "Looks like young Skywalker has stalled!" while putting their thumb up the receiving party's ass, mimicking Anakin trying to restart his podracer. During climax, the penetrator donkey punches their partner and yells, as loud as possible, "Now this is podracing!"

Cody: Bro Stacey is crazy! she let me give her the podracer on the second date!
Sam: did you stall her engines?
Cody: Yeah it took me at least 3 minutes to start it back up again. She's totally wild!

by skcfan16 January 7, 2019

absterge the podex

Literary language for wiping one's ass

After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.

by Dr. Foo May 3, 2010