The Neighbor 

Performing a Funny Boner with your non-dominant hand.

"I got tired of using my right hand so I tried a stranger. After that got boring, I slammed my elbow against my desk and whacked away."
"Ah, The Neighbor. Why were you masturbating in your office?"

The Neighbor by uncleM October 13, 2009

The Neighbor 

Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.

Love The Neighbor as Yourself

The Neighbor by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020

The Neighbor's Kid 

A noun used to describe someone who's acting in a strange, childish, and eccentric behavior. They are someone who are just flat out annoying, and loud, so loud you can hear him next door, but you still hang out with him when you're bored because of convenience or forced to hang out with them because they won't leave you alone.

ME: "Do you like watching Pewdiepie on Youtube?",

FRIEND: "He is such "The Neighbor's Kid", he can't mispronounce words like "negligible" and "phenomenon" and stutters, and screams and makes weird noises all the time, so much so my parent walked in thinking I was watching porn once".

The Neighbor's Kid by Devendren December 3, 2020

The neighbor's cum is always whiter 

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia

Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter

The neighbor's cum is always whiter by r/EmojiPolice_open_up April 4, 2020

The Neighbor's Kid 

pewdiepie

pewds.

It's pewds

how's it goin' bros, my name is PewDiePie

T-Series what? No. PewDiePie king of YouTube forever. *AOuUhOuGh!*

XD ;)

Pewds is "the neighbor's kid," Felix isn't.

The Neighbor's Kid by LEVOS December 2, 2020

The neighbor zone 

when two people like each-other a lot but due to certain circumstances can not be together

Person 1: hey, wanna go out?
Person 2: sorry no can do neighbor :(

Welcome to the neighbor zone

The neighbor zone by justzenny December 10, 2019

Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat 

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat by Buttering Your Biscuits September 29, 2019