Performing a Funny Boner with your non-dominant hand.
"I got tired of using my right hand so I tried a stranger. After that got boring, I slammed my elbow against my desk and whacked away."
"Ah, The Neighbor. Why were you masturbating in your office?"
"Ah, The Neighbor. Why were you masturbating in your office?"
by uncleM October 13, 2009
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by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020
Get the The Neighbor mug.A noun used to describe someone who's acting in a strange, childish, and eccentric behavior. They are someone who are just flat out annoying, and loud, so loud you can hear him next door, but you still hang out with him when you're bored because of convenience or forced to hang out with them because they won't leave you alone.
ME: "Do you like watching Pewdiepie on Youtube?",
FRIEND: "He is such "The Neighbor's Kid", he can't mispronounce words like "negligible" and "phenomenon" and stutters, and screams and makes weird noises all the time, so much so my parent walked in thinking I was watching porn once".
FRIEND: "He is such "The Neighbor's Kid", he can't mispronounce words like "negligible" and "phenomenon" and stutters, and screams and makes weird noises all the time, so much so my parent walked in thinking I was watching porn once".
by Devendren December 3, 2020
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Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter
Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter
by r/EmojiPolice_open_up April 4, 2020
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pewds.
It's pewds
how's it goin' bros, my name is PewDiePie
T-Series what? No. PewDiePie king of YouTube forever. *AOuUhOuGh!*
XD ;)
pewds.
It's pewds
how's it goin' bros, my name is PewDiePie
T-Series what? No. PewDiePie king of YouTube forever. *AOuUhOuGh!*
XD ;)
by LEVOS December 2, 2020
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Get the The neighbor zone mug.1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.
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