Gaysofthunder69's definitions

Jalama Burger

A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.

Me: You got any plans for the weekend?

Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger

by Gaysofthunder69 January 3, 2020

Nipsicles

When a woman's nipples are so hard, they could gouge a baby's eye out.

Guy #1: Hey did you see that movie Columbiana? That girl had some perky-ass tits.

Guy#2: Yeah, straight Nipsicles the entire movie!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

Casa Grand Chocolate Hand

When a man uses his hand as toilet paper, then uses the chocolate doo-doo butter as lube to give a Tug job in a rest stop bathroom.

I had to use the restroom on the way to Phoenix, but I wound up getting a Casa Grand Chocolate Hand! It was a WINN-WINN!

by Gaysofthunder69 October 23, 2015

Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.

If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020

Adirondactomy

When you’ve had so many abortions, you can no longer get pregnant.

“Bust In me, I’ve had an Adirondactomy!”

by Gaysofthunder69 September 28, 2019

Chorizo Sniffer

A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.

Louis Winn Jr sure is a Chorizo Sniffer

by Gaysofthunder69 January 31, 2020

Tucson TuffGuy

A guy who thinks he is a tough guy, but is in fact fakin' like Clay Aiken. They even give the appearance of being a real tough guy by repeating tough guy verbiage that they learned from other fake tuffguys, but only other fake tuffguys buy into it. Anywhere but Tucson, they'd be somebody's bitch.

Diaz: You ain't cut like that!
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.

by Gaysofthunder69 October 25, 2015