Gaysofthunder69's definitions

Tucson TuffGuy

A guy who thinks he is a tough guy, but is in fact fakin' like Clay Aiken. They even give the appearance of being a real tough guy by repeating tough guy verbiage that they learned from other fake tuffguys, but only other fake tuffguys buy into it. Anywhere but Tucson, they'd be somebody's bitch.

Diaz: You ain't cut like that!
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.

by Gaysofthunder69 October 25, 2015

Shit Pussy Posse

A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.

Don’t use that shower, it belongs to the Shit Pussy Posse

by Gaysofthunder69 June 30, 2019

Chorizo Sniffer

A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.

Louis Winn Jr sure is a Chorizo Sniffer

by Gaysofthunder69 January 31, 2020

Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.

If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020

Adirondactomy

When you’ve had so many abortions, you can no longer get pregnant.

“Bust In me, I’ve had an Adirondactomy!”

by Gaysofthunder69 September 28, 2019

S’Mores

When two brown men pick up one white girl, and one chocolate one. When the white girl starts getting hot, the chocolate one melts, and then they all smash together.

“We should pick up Brittney and Shakeisha and go camping. We can make S’Mores!”

by Gaysofthunder69 November 25, 2020

The Neighbor

Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.

Love The Neighbor as Yourself

by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020