When you're filling out an online application and you put that you are a black lesbian with big tits, when really you are a husky, white guy from the mid-west with a below average sized penis.
Friend 1: good luck trying to get promoted, they're only looking for black lesbians.
Friend 2: oh I know, that's why I'll be Blackfishing their racist asses!
Friend 2: oh I know, that's why I'll be Blackfishing their racist asses!
by Gaysofthunder69 September 06, 2015
The act of one man walking up to another man, sticking two fingers in his butt, and kissing him on the mouth. Most often used in prison as a way to assert dominance.
On your first day inside, walk up to the biggest guy in the pod, and give him a Mexican Oil Change. Show everyone who’s the man!
by Gaysofthunder69 April 20, 2019
When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.
Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”
Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”
Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”
Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021
Danny: Did you hear about Rob's trip to D.C.?
Sergio: No, what happened?
Danny: Some guys in the city held him down and gave him the Burnt Cheeks dance!
Sergio: No, what happened?
Danny: Some guys in the city held him down and gave him the Burnt Cheeks dance!
by Gaysofthunder69 May 18, 2016
Police: Sir, did you beat this guys dick and pour bleach on it?
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!
by Gaysofthunder69 February 05, 2019
A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.
by Gaysofthunder69 January 03, 2020
The position that valor-thieves use to make love with one another. It is the act of one dude dressed in olive drab clothing pulling his Weiner through the fly of his BDU pants, and ramming his buddy from behind while they both grunt like an offensive line. Neither can be former or current service members, but both must be at least a ranking of 80 on Call of Duty.
by Gaysofthunder69 December 14, 2019