Gaysofthunder69's definitions

DF’d

When you go to attack your partner from behind and catch a spray fart to the eyes forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.

Emily breached from the rear, but Finlay DF’d her and now she has pinkeye.

by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020

Burnt Cheeks Dance

The act of a black guy rubbing his bare butt cheeks on the chest and face of someone else.

Danny: Did you hear about Rob's trip to D.C.?
Sergio: No, what happened?
Danny: Some guys in the city held him down and gave him the Burnt Cheeks dance!

by Gaysofthunder69 May 18, 2016

Shit Pussy Posse

A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.

Don’t use that shower, it belongs to the Shit Pussy Posse

by Gaysofthunder69 June 30, 2019

Thomson Tug-Of-War

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.

Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.

by Gaysofthunder69 February 10, 2020

Peek-a-Boo

Penitentiary term. When you push yo’ dick between yo’ legs and yo’ cellie gives you head from the back so when you bust, you shitbomb his face with ramen gumbo and nacho cheese Summer sausage.

Cellie: Oh Lawd!

Me: Peek-a-Boo!

by Gaysofthunder69 August 1, 2020

BGF

(Stands for Big Gay Fags). Originating out of FCI Mendota, A security threat group (prison gang) identified in the Federal Bureau of Prisons as the number #1 rival of The Shit Pussy Posse. It is understood that members have a “Smash On Sight” order on all members of the SPP, meaning if they are to encounter members of the rival gang, some one’s getting those cheeks clapped. Members are identified by their secret hand shake, and are known to shit completely naked, sitting “reverse cowboy” on the toilet. Members are often inexperienced and scared, due to having never been to a penitentiary.

Inmate: The entire SPP just went into the showers laced up, BGF fin’a get their shit pushed in!

by Gaysofthunder69 November 27, 2019

Firehea

Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.

Dude my anus is burning, I've had Firehea all morning!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011