Gaysofthunder69's definitions

S’Mores

When two brown men pick up one white girl, and one chocolate one. When the white girl starts getting hot, the chocolate one melts, and then they all smash together.

“We should pick up Brittney and Shakeisha and go camping. We can make S’Mores!”

by Gaysofthunder69 November 25, 2020

Adirondactomy

When you’ve had so many abortions, you can no longer get pregnant.

“Bust In me, I’ve had an Adirondactomy!”

by Gaysofthunder69 September 28, 2019

BGF

(Stands for Big Gay Fags). Originating out of FCI Mendota, A security threat group (prison gang) identified in the Federal Bureau of Prisons as the number #1 rival of The Shit Pussy Posse. It is understood that members have a “Smash On Sight” order on all members of the SPP, meaning if they are to encounter members of the rival gang, some one’s getting those cheeks clapped. Members are identified by their secret hand shake, and are known to shit completely naked, sitting “reverse cowboy” on the toilet. Members are often inexperienced and scared, due to having never been to a penitentiary.

Inmate: The entire SPP just went into the showers laced up, BGF fin’a get their shit pushed in!

by Gaysofthunder69 November 27, 2019

Firehea

Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.

Dude my anus is burning, I've had Firehea all morning!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

Mariel Boat Ride

When a girl rides your face and smokes a cigar with her pussy while you eat her ass.

“I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”

by Gaysofthunder69 January 25, 2020

The Neighbor

Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.

Love The Neighbor as Yourself

by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020

DF’d

When you go to attack your partner from behind and catch a spray fart to the eyes forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.

Emily breached from the rear, but Finlay DF’d her and now she has pinkeye.

by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020