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A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.
Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
by Gaysofthunder69 August 1, 2016
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I had to use the restroom on the way to Phoenix, but I wound up getting a Casa Grand Chocolate Hand! It was a WINN-WINN!
by Gaysofthunder69 October 23, 2015
Get the Casa Grand Chocolate Hand mug.When you're filling out an online application and you put that you are a black lesbian with big tits, when really you are a husky, white guy from the mid-west with a below average sized penis.
Friend 1: good luck trying to get promoted, they're only looking for black lesbians.
Friend 2: oh I know, that's why I'll be Blackfishing their racist asses!
Friend 2: oh I know, that's why I'll be Blackfishing their racist asses!
by Gaysofthunder69 October 23, 2015
Get the Blackfishing mug.A guy who thinks he is a tough guy, but is in fact fakin' like Clay Aiken. They even give the appearance of being a real tough guy by repeating tough guy verbiage that they learned from other fake tuffguys, but only other fake tuffguys buy into it. Anywhere but Tucson, they'd be somebody's bitch.
Diaz: You ain't cut like that!
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.
by Gaysofthunder69 October 25, 2015
Get the Tucson TuffGuy mug.A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.
by Gaysofthunder69 June 30, 2019
Get the Shit Pussy Posse mug.To be photobombed by some one with their dick out. Can either be a person, or just a dick that ruins your favorite photos.
by Gaysofthunder69 July 8, 2019
Get the Photodonged mug.When you’re chicken fighting at your work’s summer pool party, and the fat chick on your shoulders cut a wet, bubbly fart on the back of your neck.
CO-Worker: What’s wrong? I thought you love chicken fighting...
Me: Ole’ Stacy just ripped a Casmalian Boilermaker on me 🤢
Me: Ole’ Stacy just ripped a Casmalian Boilermaker on me 🤢
by Gaysofthunder69 November 23, 2019
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