Gaysofthunder69's definitions

S’Mores

When two brown men pick up one white girl, and one chocolate one. When the white girl starts getting hot, the chocolate one melts, and then they all smash together.

“We should pick up Brittney and Shakeisha and go camping. We can make S’Mores!”

by Gaysofthunder69 November 25, 2020

BGF

(Stands for Big Gay Fags). Originating out of FCI Mendota, A security threat group (prison gang) identified in the Federal Bureau of Prisons as the number #1 rival of The Shit Pussy Posse. It is understood that members have a “Smash On Sight” order on all members of the SPP, meaning if they are to encounter members of the rival gang, some one’s getting those cheeks clapped. Members are identified by their secret hand shake, and are known to shit completely naked, sitting “reverse cowboy” on the toilet. Members are often inexperienced and scared, due to having never been to a penitentiary.

Inmate: The entire SPP just went into the showers laced up, BGF fin’a get their shit pushed in!

by Gaysofthunder69 November 27, 2019

Firehea

Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.

Dude my anus is burning, I've had Firehea all morning!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

A Dudley

When you are so disgruntled at your job, that in an act of defiance towards management, you take a giant Shitpiss on the floor in the employee bathroom that everybody has to use. Also known as a Below-the-Decker.

Pass me over for promotion will ya?! I’m taking a Dudley all over the place tonight!!

by Gaysofthunder69 August 2, 2019

Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.

Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”

by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021

Adirondactomy

When you’ve had so many abortions, you can no longer get pregnant.

“Bust In me, I’ve had an Adirondactomy!”

by Gaysofthunder69 September 28, 2019

Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.

If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020