Gaysofthunder69's definitions

Tucson TuffGuy

A guy who thinks he is a tough guy, but is in fact fakin' like Clay Aiken. They even give the appearance of being a real tough guy by repeating tough guy verbiage that they learned from other fake tuffguys, but only other fake tuffguys buy into it. Anywhere but Tucson, they'd be somebody's bitch.

Diaz: You ain't cut like that!
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.

by Gaysofthunder69 October 25, 2015

Chorizo Sniffer

A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.

Louis Winn Jr sure is a Chorizo Sniffer

by Gaysofthunder69 January 31, 2020

Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.

Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”

by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021

A Dudley

When you are so disgruntled at your job, that in an act of defiance towards management, you take a giant Shitpiss on the floor in the employee bathroom that everybody has to use. Also known as a Below-the-Decker.

Pass me over for promotion will ya?! I’m taking a Dudley all over the place tonight!!

by Gaysofthunder69 August 2, 2019

DF’d

When you eagerly approach your partner from behind and they fart in your face, forcing your eyes to involuntarily clamp shut, causing you to have to button-hook and run for cover.

Emily ran into the room to eat Finlay’s ass, but was immediately DF’d and was forced to retreat.

by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020

The Neighbor

Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.

Love The Neighbor as Yourself

by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020

Mariel Boat Ride

When a girl rides your face and smokes a cigar with her pussy while you eat her ass.

“I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”

by Gaysofthunder69 January 25, 2020