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S’Mores

When two brown men pick up one white girl, and one chocolate one. When the white girl starts getting hot, the chocolate one melts, and then they all smash together.
We should pick up Brittney and Shakeisha and go camping. We can make S’Mores!”
by Gaysofthunder69 November 25, 2020
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Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.
If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!
by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020
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Adirondactomy

When you’ve had so many abortions, you can no longer get pregnant.
Bust In me, I’ve had an Adirondactomy!”
by Gaysofthunder69 September 28, 2019
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BGF

(Stands for Big Gay Fags). Originating out of FCI Mendota, A security threat group (prison gang) identified in the Federal Bureau of Prisons as the number #1 rival of The Shit Pussy Posse. It is understood that members have a “Smash On Sight” order on all members of the SPP, meaning if they are to encounter members of the rival gang, some one’s getting those cheeks clapped. Members are identified by their secret hand shake, and are known to shit completely naked, sitting “reverse cowboy” on the toilet. Members are often inexperienced and scared, due to having never been to a penitentiary.
Inmate: The entire SPP just went into the showers laced up, BGF fin’a get their shit pushed in!
by Gaysofthunder69 November 27, 2019
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Firehea

Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.
Dude my anus is burning, I've had Firehea all morning!
by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011
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The Neighbor

Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.
Love The Neighbor as Yourself
by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020
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Mariel Boat Ride

When a girl rides your face and smokes a cigar with her pussy while you eat her ass.
I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”
by Gaysofthunder69 January 25, 2020
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