The Monsters

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A homosexual "rock and roll'' band from the small town of Roanoke Virginia. They are heavily influenced by drugs and homosexuality, and often play at gay pride events. Formally known as "The Boogie Monsters" they were forced to change they're name because of a heterosexual group with a larger following. The Monsters, are a decent gay trip rock band with a small following with love for men and drugs.

The Monsters rocked so hard at the park last night they sounded just like a gay version of 3 Doors Down mixed with Cher!!!!!!

The Monsters by Sharky Tooth May 23, 2009

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feeding the monsters

Monsters are in the toilet like in the movie Ghoulies. You have to go poop and feed them.

Mike says I'm going to go poop. Jane says your feeding the monsters.

feeding the monsters by Tulsadude2009 January 4, 2017

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King of the monsters

GOD fuckin ZILLA

GODZILLA is king of the monsters

King of the monsters by tguvtd July 1, 2018

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War of the Monsters

Possibly the greatest video game of all time. Released in 2003 for Playstation 2, you play as a giant monster destroying cities and fighting other monsters. Its awesomeness is equal to or greater than any other video game ever created.

I just played War of the Monsters and got my ass whooped by a giant gorilla.

War of the Monsters by The Great Turd Burglar May 14, 2011

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War of the Monsters

I just played War of the Monsters and got my ass whooped by a giant gorilla.

War of the Monsters by The Great Turd Burglar May 30, 2011

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Taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)

He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

Taking the monsters out of the penthouse. by Inappropriate Amy October 16, 2023

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Monsters Of The Midway

A poorly given nickname to a bad NFL franchise the Chicago Bears whose claim to fame is 1 Superbowl Title. The name Monster refers to the disgusting uniforms and/or shitty stadium in which they play. It also refers to the NFL follies style of football the team plays. Only idiotic delusional hardcore Chicago super fans call this team by this name.

Luis, "are the Monsters of the Midway playing today"
Adam, "The monsters of what?"
Luis, "You know the Bears"
Adam, "Oh, The Bad News Bears, yes they are losing today."

Monsters Of The Midway by adanerr February 23, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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