Skip to main content

the matt

the one you need to know when you want something done right.
by .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. August 9, 2004
mugGet the the matt mug.

The Matt Ragsdale

Any type of free form dance recognized by its enthusiastic and ridiculous style.
"Look at that guy dancing The Matt Ragsdale."
by narwhalofdeath42 December 31, 2014
mugGet the The Matt Ragsdale mug.

The Matt Project

It describes doing the manliest of activities such as working out, funneling North Coast Old Rasputin, doing physics homework, and having hot sex on a small, yet powerful boat, on the sea of love. These activities must be done at the same time in order for it to be considered The Matt Project. Only Man Man himself has accomplished such a thing.
"Don't worry Matt I won't let anyone know that you are man man. I just have to know though...when do I get to see The Matt Project again?" Bethany P

"I am going to attempt The Matt Project again."
by Matt Furgerson November 21, 2006
mugGet the The Matt Project mug.

THE MATT DAMON

The act of fearlessly initiating a kiss with a woman by grabbing the back of the head with your four fingers and placing the thumb on her cheek.
Example: everytime Matt Damon kisses a girl in any movie.

Example: Bro I was totally scared to hook up with this girl then I pulled THE MATT DAMON her and she couldn't resist
by EZGregBro August 3, 2011
mugGet the THE MATT DAMON mug.

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch
The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love
by DarkObsession September 19, 2017
mugGet the The Matt Rule mug.

The Matt Murray

The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victim’s anus and sniffing your finger directly after.
Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..
by Loonytoon69 December 6, 2017
mugGet the The Matt Murray mug.

The Matt Jack game

A game involving a Matt Jacker and several of your friends.
the aim is to get further away than your friends from the Matt Jack whilst giving clues to the Matt Jacker that you are getting away
Person 1: I'm winning The Matt Jack game!

Person 2: fuck you, oh shit! here comes the Matt Jack!

Matt Jacker: can i play?
by Roo Barb March 18, 2009
mugGet the The Matt Jack game mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email