The Honda 

It’s a sex position where you get in on top of the Honda. Then pull out your erect cock, then put it inside the gas pipe. And start the engine.

Man I just THe Honda my wife’s car last night. Getting a divorce now

The Honda by Thebiggerboi December 15, 2017

the honda-tech

when a college stupid uses all his or her college loans to buy parts for their car.
they often visit honda-tech.com and realize their car is not JDM standard. they then spend every single penny they have on $700 intake's that are no better then $20 filters and claim their car is "hot" or "sick" or even "mad tight jdm yo".
when in reality they just wasted tons of fucking money.

I got fucking honda-tech'ed. Class 05' BITCH!

the honda-tech by batmang March 22, 2005

found the honda civic 

what you hit back with when someone says found the mobile user.

*le browsing reddit comments*
guy 1: R/<insert random sub name here>
guy 2: FoUnD tHe MoBiLe UsEr
guy 3: bruh... FOUND THE HONDA CIVIC

found the honda civic by RealJamesSchmurr June 2, 2020

Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

Don't hump the Honda by The Admiral July 2, 2003

anaconda in the honda 

Chamorru ( People From Guam) slang for having hardcore sex in the back of your car ;)

Leche Babe wanna see the Anaconda In The Honda

anaconda in the honda by M@C ZA1 November 12, 2017

riding the porcelain honda

v. The runs. Montezuma's revenge.

Stan: Where's Dick?

Fred: He is riding the porcelin honda again.

riding the porcelain honda by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005