V-Jesus is when a car powered by a Honda Engine with VTEC hits 6,000rpm's and then continues to exceed passed the magical stock redline embracing hitting 9,000rpm's releasing Jesus from your engine. Once released, Jesus cast a light of enlightenment showing you have hit V-Jesus and that it is now time to shift.
Did you see that flare, John hit V-Jesus!
when a college stupid uses all his or her college loans to buy parts for their car.
they often visit honda-tech.com and realize their car is not JDM standard. they then spend every single penny they have on $700 intake's that are no better then $20 filters and claim their car is "hot" or "sick" or even "mad tight jdm yo".
when in reality they just wasted tons of fucking money.
I got fucking honda-tech'ed. Class 05' BITCH!