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The Glush

At one time considered to be the missing link between man and his cousin the chimpanzee, the Glush is now recognized as man in his most base form. His ability to remain unaware of the horror he inspires is largely believed to be the reason he has not gone the way of the mammoth and other likeminded primordial beasts.
Question: Would you rather be blown to bits by an atomic bomb or spend a day with the glush?

Answer: blown to bits.
by J. Tapia September 6, 2007
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what the gush

charlis way of telling you that you are dumb and need to do better
jaylee: my ex is texting me!!!
charli: what the gush
by charlicarly December 30, 2021
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The Gush

Prolonged and incessant ejaculation, resulting in death.
"The firsht guy that ever wash to get The Gush wash Dean Dorsey. I've sheen the clip. He'sh doing the snot shot, and suddenly there'sh thish real panic on hish face, and he just keeps shtaring down at himshelf whimpering "oh my god, oh my god," like a shad voice, freaky clown. He'sh coming with the tears in his voice, but they are not there. It ish bad." - Dutch Pornstar, Rudy van Winkel
by Ernest Miller Hemingway November 2, 2008
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The Gusher

The act of squeezing the juices of gusher fruit snacks onto your penis and having a female lick it clean.
Mikey:"Dude, Delaney gave me The Gusher last night!"

Evan: "Holy shit! Did her tongue turn purple?"

Mikey: "Yeah, and her head turned into a bunch of grapes like in the commercials!"
by Luke's whipped October 18, 2011
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The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.
"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".
by monkey November 11, 2003
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The Galush

When you fuck your partner in the ass with their underwear still on, pushing the fabric inside the anus.

When you get fucked in the ass while your underwear is still on pushing the fabric inside your anus.
The Galush: The sexual definition is self explanitory.

This can also be used as an expression. eg when you think you have a good deal, but then you relize that you been screwed over because of a rediculous double talk. You say, "I think I just got Galushed!?" or "I've been Galushed!"
by AnonAndOnAnon November 9, 2012
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The Gush

Women's menstural cycle
Anne's in a bad mood, she must be on the Gush
by Lorcán000 January 15, 2009
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