monkey's definitions

farmer candy

Anhydrous based Methamphetamine

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy

by Monkey December 14, 2003

sororiwhore

a variation of sorostitute.
College sorority girls who enjoy promiscuous sexual activities. Easily recognizable by the smell of berm on their breath.

Damn Saturday night, and the sororiwhores are out in force.

by Monkey January 9, 2005

Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

by Monkey January 12, 2008

Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.

Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"

by Monkey April 25, 2005

nate adams

a great freestyle motocross rider!

heelclicker backflip!

by monkey May 3, 2006

ups

to run or leave

that nigga was ups when them g's came looking for him

by Monkey January 31, 2004

pull it

do something

pull it motherfucka

by Monkey January 31, 2004