monkey's definitions

doucherette

one who portrays themselves as high in popularity and looks down upon those who aren't as "cool" as they are, a complete tool to the in-crowd, one that is not liked

That guy with the Abercrombie clothes on is a doucherette.

by Monkey January 8, 2005

Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

by Monkey January 12, 2008

Utena

An anime surrounding a girl who goes to a private school to find the "prince" who saved her life as a child and ends up getting mixed up in duels for the power to revolutionize the world.

Very common in shoujo ai and yuri circles for the pairing UtenaxAnthy

I want a replica of the Sword of Dios from Utena!

by Monkey December 6, 2004

Bucket Fanny

huge crack that few come out of alive

my mate tom's still stuck in my bucket fanny. hes been there for years.

by monkey November 17, 2003

broke

left (past tense of break)

that nigga broke when he seen us comin'

by Monkey January 31, 2004

hearn

doing anything at a fast pace.

'stop hearning about and relax'

by monkey March 16, 2005

Skoots

Noun. To loan a person money or goods without questions or terms.

Origin unknown

Hey Cuban, I'm out of smokes. How bout some skoots?

by Monkey September 23, 2004