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cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.
Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker
by monkey April 21, 2005
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diesel

An average player who thinks he's l337
by Monkey June 14, 2003
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Fat Neck

Either a man that sells you pot, or the act of strangling a bitch.
If that bitch isn't there, I'm going to Fat Neck her.
by Monkey December 5, 2004
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farmer candy

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy
by Monkey December 14, 2003
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sororiwhore

a variation of sorostitute.
College sorority girls who enjoy promiscuous sexual activities. Easily recognizable by the smell of berm on their breath.
Damn Saturday night, and the sororiwhores are out in force.
by Monkey January 9, 2005
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G Gundam

An anime that seems controversial amongst Gundam fans.

It deviates from the usual war type shows within the Gundam saga. this show instead, focuses on more of a martial arts-type tournament taking place in the year FC 60.

The Gundams in this show, rather than being controlled in a cockpit like that of a plane, where the pilot is seated, the fighter uses a mobile trace suit to have the gundam mimic its motions.

This show also is a little bit more like stereotypical anime with the sweatdrops and anime falls that I have failed to see in other gundam shows.

However it continues to have the wide diversity of characters. Whether its good or not? I'll leave that up to you
G Gundam was the predecesor of Gundam Wing, Gundam SEED and any other Alternative Universe Gundam Shows.
by Monkey December 6, 2004
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fangirl

A female who has overstepped the line between healthy fandom and indecent obsession
Fan: Hakkai from Saiyuki is really cool, he's smart and nice and hey, he's pretty cute.
Fangirl: Lyke OMG!!!11!one! Hakkai iz so lke totly my huzbend!
Fan: You DO realize he is a two dimensional image on your television screen right?
Fangirl: NOOO!! He'z reel and he iz al myne!
by monkey December 6, 2004
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