monkey's definitions

Skoots

Noun. To loan a person money or goods without questions or terms.

Origin unknown

Hey Cuban, I'm out of smokes. How bout some skoots?

by Monkey September 23, 2004

weirdo

J, Preiya...

born weird, continues to be weird, will end weird

BOB: hey whose apartment we pre-gamin at?
BUBBA: Oh its these two gurls and this weirdo that live there. The two girls are cool, but that weirdo, man...

by monkey April 1, 2005

r0x0r

someone who is r0x0r is someone who is like Scyth.

Dude, you so r0x0r.
You r0x0rz my b0x0rz

by Monkey September 27, 2004

scrub

a bum, loser, faggot ,or someone who can't get a girl

man look at this scrub

by Monkey January 31, 2004

The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.

"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".

by monkey November 11, 2003

as hell

can be added to any adjective to add emphasis, regardless of whether or not it makes sense to reference hell as an entity.

its hot as hell.
its cold as hell.
this is stupid as hell.
that kid is smart as hell.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

Goku

A character, originating as Sun Wukong from the chinese legend Journey to the West, Son Goku has been adopted into two anime that I know of so far: the Dragon Ball saga (Which I loathe beyond all belief) and Gensoumaden Saiyuki (which I love).

Saiyuki's Goku could kick DB/DBZ/DBGT's Goku's ass. Let's see mister saiyin defeat a war god.

by Monkey December 6, 2004