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Prolonged Eye Contact 

An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.
That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him.

Prolonged Gamer Head 

A disorder caused when someone who has had their eyes stuck so long on a videogame screen that when they command their player to look in a direction the actually turn their own head and then feel completely ashamed.
"Dude, where are you looking?"

"Sorry, I guess I've gotta a little case of Prolonged Gamer Head!"

prolonged blink 

prolonged blink by juicebox84 February 22, 2012

Prolonged Hug 

When two individuals hug for a long time. Usually more than 5 minutes.
Guy: Psst omg are Keith and Brooke prolonged hugging again?
Prolonged Hug by BrokenStorm September 19, 2016

Prolonged grief disorder

Prolonged grief disorder (PGD) is a mental disorder consisiting a clearly separated set of symptoms following death of close one. Symptoms include Depression, Emotional pain, Loneliness, Identity disturbance. Difficult accepting loss is also common. No guarantee onset of PGD. Known risk factors include one-time incidents: Miscarriage, Death either by homicide or suicide, Death in hospital. Long-term predictors include: Childhood separation anxiety, Parental abuse, Emotional dependency. Tricyclic antidepressants alone or together with interpersonal psychotherapy ineffective in reducing PGD symptoms, and psychotherapy designed specifically for PGD has been proven to be beneficial.
Or in typical urban dictionary fashion: Prolonged grief disorder is a mental disorder where a player is destroying player's bases and stuff for their own pleasure

prolonged preggo 

When a woman is giving birth, a volunteer male inserts his dickhead into her pussy and delays labor.
prolonged preggo by Danth Eman April 4, 2007