The Daves

A Florida term for what you get after eating too much food, or ill prepared food. Usually occurs when in eating in a ghetto or white trash area. The Daves is a term for a massive, wet, nasty, squirty shit that you just can't control.

I ate some nasty ribs at woodys and within an hour I got the daves and shitted myself.

by tuner infante October 24, 2011

The Daves

The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave

“Who screwed up payroll? It was one of the Daves.”

by anonymous January 9, 2025

The Brotherhood of Daves

An instantaneous connection that all guys named "Dave" have amongst each other. It's a strong communal bond. A brotherhood.

Also known as "The International Brotherhood of Daves"

(two guys meeting for the first time)

Dave 1: Hey, my name's Dave.
Dave 2: Dude, the Brotherhood of Daves!
(high fives)
Dave 1: Haha yes!

by daveymcdave April 11, 2010

The Dave Chappelle

The Dave Chappelle is a drinking game that involves having the following:

2 shots of Jäger
Tequila (min. 1 shot)
4 bong hits man
Beer (min. 1)
Cheeseburger

It is to be done in this order and under 15 minutes.

Remember Frank's last weekend? EZ was fucking smashed man! He did The Dave Chappelle and felt "fucking great!"

by Puedesducharlo October 9, 2011

The Dave Grohl Effect

Most prominent in the frontman of the Foo Fighters Dave Grohl (and thusly named after him), the Dave Grohl Effect is when a man looks far, far better when he has a beard. Examples of more people the Dave Grohl Effect works on are Sean Bean, Alec Baldwin, Will Wheaton, Martin Freeman and David Schwimmer.

"Hey, have you seen Joe? He's really rocking that new beard, makes him look totally badass"

"Yeah, that'll be the Dave Grohl Effect."

by FlamingSackOfPizza April 4, 2013

The Dave Coulier Effect

Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.

The HR guy drives me nuts! He's suffering from The Dave Coulier Effect.

by Juldean Schneichek June 29, 2019

The Danes

The Danes are the greatest fucking people of the world. And much better than those wannabes to Norway and Sweden. We are the true vikings and don't speak funny. They do! They stole our language! Denmark came first and then we invented Lego. The best invention ever!!!

The Danes are wonderful people and much prettier than the people from Norway and Sweden. Those cocksuckers.

by AChrisp January 19, 2017