4 definitions by Juldean Schneichek
Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.
by Juldean Schneichek June 29, 2019
by Juldean Schneichek April 7, 2020
Weak- mentally and/or physically. Loser who is often delusional about it. Someone who has a hugely inflated ego, but has no good qualities. Used in The Offspring's Pretty Fly for a White Guy: "But if he looks twice they're gonna kick his lilley ass!" Often, the only reason anyone talks to a Lilley is because they are easy to butter up and manipulate, then they think you're friends and you can get cheaper drugs through them. Why do they have access to cheap drugs if no one likes them? Because they suck their dealers off. You don't have to listen to their obnoxious mouth garbage if their cakehole is full.
In males, tends to be more descriptive of physical characteristics. A Lilley guy looks malnourished and unable to fend for himself, but tends to be oblivious to it. Thinks he pretty great. He's not.
In females, weak more refers to mental capacity. Unoriginal and stupid. A Lilley girl deludes herself into thinking she is desirable, but really, she is just easy. And available because she has no job or standards. She uses heavy filters on photos of herself because she's ugly in real life. She is often a mother with multiple baby daddys but always loses custody of her kids because she's a deadbeat
In males, tends to be more descriptive of physical characteristics. A Lilley guy looks malnourished and unable to fend for himself, but tends to be oblivious to it. Thinks he pretty great. He's not.
In females, weak more refers to mental capacity. Unoriginal and stupid. A Lilley girl deludes herself into thinking she is desirable, but really, she is just easy. And available because she has no job or standards. She uses heavy filters on photos of herself because she's ugly in real life. She is often a mother with multiple baby daddys but always loses custody of her kids because she's a deadbeat
Guy1: Angela thinks I'm into her.
Guy2: Why you talkin to that rot-crotch Lilley bitch?
Guy1: Cheap balls, bro.
Guy2: Why you talkin to that rot-crotch Lilley bitch?
Guy1: Cheap balls, bro.
by Juldean Schneichek March 31, 2020
I'm stuck in a dead-end job, but I don't want to be eatin' beans forever!
If we don't make our money back on this deal, we'll all be eatin' beans!
If we don't make our money back on this deal, we'll all be eatin' beans!
by Juldean Schneichek March 18, 2020