Putting your junk in a passed out girls hand, repeatedly.
Why did that girl run away?
Yeah she was pissed, she got The Dave.
by Flipdick October 21, 2007
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A man-child whose sexual appetite borders on the absurd. A social anomaly, The Dave is a bundle of energy and inappropriateness that may never be understood. He is the guy in the club that is turned around in the corner tucking its' boner against his stomach to hide his excitement. If you press up against him in a social situation, you run the risk of getting tastefully "felt up". It is something you look at in awe and disgust at the same time, like a charismatic dictator, only with a booger in his stubble. Once you meet "The Dave" your life will change.
Last night, Martin was totally channeling "The Dave", he got 3 numbers, 2 sloppy make-outs, 6 hard-ons, and bargained the pizza guy down to $2!
by sweetdaddy May 08, 2009
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A defensive tactic whereby an individual faced with a confronting situation flops out his penis and slowly masturbates whilst gazing into the eyes of his would be adversary. It is imperative that eye contact is maintained at all times.

A defensive bonus is granted if the individual ejaculates.
Dude 1: I was jumped by two motherf#$%ers who threatened to stab me if I didn't hand over my wallet.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I did the only logical thing in the situation, I whipped my cock out and peformed the Dave.
Dude 2: Woaaah, hardcore
Dude 1: Literally. *brofist*
by PinklyWrenis August 07, 2012
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"The Dave" is a formation a team, or player, may ask for in the game of Beirut a.k.a. Beer Pong. When one team has 3 cups left to shoot at they may call out "The Dave" and the opposing team will line up 2 cups side to side with one cup in front so it looks like a triangle. This shape reflects 2 balls and a small penis aptly named after Dave W. This beer pong formation started in Plymouth, MA but is quickly growing in popularity in Eastern Massachusetts and other surrounding colleges and states.
"Man, we have 3 cups left should we get three in a row or The Dave?"
"Definitely The Dave.... that poor son of a bitch."
by Brandnew314 January 12, 2010
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A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless because you are the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit in the closet, cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to kill yourself and fail. Repeat as necessary.
Dave Castleberry is The Dave
by PensacolaHero May 11, 2009
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A Dave is the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves. If anyone tries to get in his way, he will take them down. He's shameless and he's a fighter.
Person #1: Hey, who is that guy pushing through the crowd? He sure knows how to get people out of his way.

Person #2: That must be Dave. Even with all these people watching, he's not embarrassed.

Person #1: Classic Dave.
by PumpernicklePower January 20, 2017
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A Florida term for what you get after eating too much food, or ill prepared food. Usually occurs when in eating in a ghetto or white trash area. The Daves is a term for a massive, wet, nasty, squirty shit that you just can't control.
I ate some nasty ribs at woodys and within an hour I got the daves and shitted myself.
by tuner infante October 24, 2011
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