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drop off the cosby kids at the pool 

to have a bowel movement, to take a shit, to take a crap, etc...
"yo i'll be right back i gotta go drop the cosby kids off at the pool"

Drop off the Cosby kids and the pool 

A variation of "Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool", whereas dropping off the Cosby kids and the pool means having diarrhea.
*storms for the bathroom* "OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."

dropping the cosby kids off at the pool 

If you need me, i'll be dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.

Dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool 

To take a dump.
my bad, I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool.

Dinner with the Cosby kids 

Where you take a large chunky dump into a bowl. From there, you add copious amounts of Flintstone's fruity pebbles and chocolate milk. Ideally, the logs of stool will float to the top of the bowl and collect fruity pebbles on the surface of each stool log, resembling a small dark child wearing a colourful sweater like a small Cosby child would wear. Then proceed to eat the unholy meal you have prepared.
Having dinner with the Cobsy kids helps keep my bones strong!

Eating dinner with the Cosby kids covers all the food groups.
Dinner with the Cosby kids by ophj December 10, 2014

drop the cosby kids off at the pool 

A euphemism for taking a dump. Funny
Yo man, where you goin?
Shit! I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool!
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