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The Carnival 

When your fucking a girl doggy-style and you pull out of her, make sure she's on her knees, grab her head and start spinning her around like a ferris wheel and jizz in her eyes.
The other night me and my friends were walking around the block and on the corner we saw this african american black guy giving a girl the carnival of her life!!!
The Carnival by Nick Bruno November 8, 2008

The Carnival of Ham

A small carnival in Chelmsford, due to a student's inability in French. He could not think of the necessary word for the Carnival, and thought "Oh well schapps let's call it the Carnival of Ham" (la carnivale de jambon), and the Carnival of Ham was thus born. It takes place yearly.
Damn I can't think what to make a carnival of, oh well schapps The Carnival of Ham.
The Carnival of Ham by Kill Angus October 18, 2006

at the carnival 

describes a state of mind when you're completely out of it.
or when you are super tired and feel like you are going to die.
being at the carnival can be caused by dehydration, too much partying, not enough sleep, too much stress, or when you're just completely out of it and etc.
Leah: hey what's wrong?
Devon: nothing, i'm just at the carnival. i was up till 3 writing a paper last night.

or while outside of baskin robins, you can wake up and say
'are we at the carnival?'
and leah, eric, sam, melissa, and vanessa will reply: no, that's just the carwash sound.
at the carnival by DVLS 08 May 19, 2008

Kings of the Carnival Creation 

Incarnated marvels simplefied
Effects from such a disconsalate kind
Impotence of the once so perfect living
Erase and rewind
Stand rigid for the next battle
Peace means reloading your guns
The love for life is all hatred in disguise
A carnival creation with masks undone
In search for the guideliness to the gateways of sin
Through mires of misanthropy with wrath in mind
Sophistication as cruelty and perfection as virulent truth
Confidently dawned, to pick the best of enemies
An abyss womb strech wide open, exposed to retaliate
With the stigma feasting on your flesh as I wish you well
Thorns from the fountains of faith licking leopard skin
Worshipped by anyone's mass on your planet hell
What on earth possessed you?
Consuming illusions made from hysteria and swallowed tongues
Devoured by doubt, conducting arts of misconception
Testimonial suffiency declaring numbess of all perceptions
Glance into the blackness hidden beneath your surface
And enjoy the suffering, sanity drained in disrespect
With such bedevilled faith in good, subsequently trusting evil
Next step for mankind will be the last seasons in sin
With the stigma feasting on your flesh as I wish you well
Thorns from the fountains of faith licking lepered skin
Worshipped by anyone's mass on your planet hell
What on earth possessed you?
Consuming illusions made from hysteria and swallowed tongues
Left are the kings of the carnival
Creation, carrying out of the echoes of the fallen
Sense the withering eternity as it fades away
The ultimate graceskess voyage of all times
Only death will be guarding your angels, silently
Cripples joining arms in clamour,
Institionalized for the rebirth, the herd will be hunted

Kings of the Carnival Creation

The Dark Carnival 

The Dark Carnival is a pseydo religion that Juggalette/lo's follow.
It consists of the eight jokers cards, and listening to the preachings of the ICP & the all the other Psychopathic boys
Real Juggalette's & Juggalo's follow The Dark Carnival, and are down with the clown, for life.

carnival in the closet  

when a girl and boy go into a small closet and the girl gives the guy a hand job, blow job or fingers the girls.
( carnival in the closet is for example girl gives guy blow job in closet and then puts her head down and gets cum in her hair by accident)
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