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The Bunker

A nuclear shelter in Arizona that's full of deranged lunatics fighting each other.

If you enter this bunker you have a 99.83% chance of being beaten to death for walking at the wrong time.
William: Yo, I just booked a flight to go to The Bunker
Andrew: You are a fucking dumbass
by Umbrella Guy May 6, 2022
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The Bunker Diary

a fucking FULL ON book that is super confronting and super lit that EVERYONE needs to read ASAP
by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020
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Strafing the bunker

Term: Strafing the bunker, Verb.

Definition:
When a man in a heightened sexual arousal ejaculates onto the outside of a woman's vagina before penetration can occur. It is a specific form of premature ejaculation.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.
Example:
Bob: Man how did it go with Cindy last night?
Tom: Oh man it was great, I did have a problem when we got back to her place. She was a little too good and I ended up strafing the bunker.
Bob: .......
Tom: Yeah... so has that ever happened to you?
Bob: Hell no, I get the job done every time.
by Kizuel November 20, 2007
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Inspecting the bunker

A euphemism of 21st-century origin for seeking privacy urgently because one has wet or shat one's pants.
Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany informed the reporters that President Donald J. Trump would be unable to take questions because he was inspecting the bunker.
by peter_pontus! June 11, 2020
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Hitler in the Bunker

The highest level of fucked imaginable. If you have fucked up this bad, there is no chance of recovery or redemption. Nobody will ever be able to justify your actions, and at this point total defeat is inevitable. Your best hope is to make peace with your deity of choice and end it all before the Russians do it for you.
John: On a scale of 1 to 100 how fucked am I?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?
by Kronl October 11, 2023
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Bombing the Bunker

The initial cough after a massive bong rip, when the smoker still struggles in vain to keep their mouth shut.
Guys! Matthew's hit it too hard, he's Bombing the Bunker!
by The Hylander July 5, 2018
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hide it in the bunker

A sexual act between homosexual males. When a male inserts his penis in another man's anus, one would say he was "hiding it in the bunker."
His ass was so fine, I wanted to hide it in the bunker.
by MrsG Take it from me June 8, 2016
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