The Bunker 

A nuclear shelter in Arizona that's full of deranged lunatics fighting each other.

If you enter this bunker you have a 99.83% chance of being beaten to death for walking at the wrong time.

William: Yo, I just booked a flight to go to The Bunker
Andrew: You are a fucking dumbass

The Bunker by Umbrella Guy May 6, 2022

The Bunker Diary 

a fucking FULL ON book that is super confronting and super lit that EVERYONE needs to read ASAP

the bunker diary is the best book ever

The Bunker Diary by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020

Strafing the bunker 

Term: Strafing the bunker, Verb.

Definition:
When a man in a heightened sexual arousal ejaculates onto the outside of a woman's vagina before penetration can occur. It is a specific form of premature ejaculation.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.

Example:
Bob: Man how did it go with Cindy last night?
Tom: Oh man it was great, I did have a problem when we got back to her place. She was a little too good and I ended up strafing the bunker.
Bob: .......
Tom: Yeah... so has that ever happened to you?
Bob: Hell no, I get the job done every time.

Strafing the bunker by Kizuel November 20, 2007

Inspecting the bunker 

A euphemism of 21st-century origin for seeking privacy urgently because one has wet or shat one's pants.

Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany informed the reporters that President Donald J. Trump would be unable to take questions because he was inspecting the bunker.

Inspecting the bunker by peter_pontus! June 11, 2020

Hitler in the Bunker 

The highest level of fucked imaginable. If you have fucked up this bad, there is no chance of recovery or redemption. Nobody will ever be able to justify your actions, and at this point total defeat is inevitable. Your best hope is to make peace with your deity of choice and end it all before the Russians do it for you.

John: On a scale of 1 to 100 how fucked am I?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?

Hitler in the Bunker by Kronl October 11, 2023

Bombing the Bunker 

The initial cough after a massive bong rip, when the smoker still struggles in vain to keep their mouth shut.

Guys! Matthew's hit it too hard, he's Bombing the Bunker!

Bombing the Bunker by The Hylander July 5, 2018

hide it in the bunker 

A sexual act between homosexual males. When a male inserts his penis in another man's anus, one would say he was "hiding it in the bunker."

His ass was so fine, I wanted to hide it in the bunker.

hide it in the bunker by MrsG Take it from me June 8, 2016