by Kronl December 29, 2021
Derogatory Slang for a Flight attendant. Generally used by Pilot Wives who suffer from the delusion that their husbands could be named sexiest man alive by People magazine and that every flight attendant is attempting to fuck him.
by Kronl December 25, 2022
The highest level of fucked imaginable. If you have fucked up this bad, there is no chance of recovery or redemption. Nobody will ever be able to justify your actions, and at this point total defeat is inevitable. Your best hope is to make peace with your deity of choice and end it all before the Russians do it for you.
John: On a scale of 1 to 100 how fucked am I?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?
by Kronl October 11, 2023
The supernatural power that heals airline passengers of their aliments in flight, and is exemplified by the phenomena of more passengers needing wheelchairs when a flight boards then need them on arrival. Most often seen on flights to/from Florida.
Flight attendant 1: we had 20 passengers in wheelchairs when we boarded my flight in Chicago, but when we got to Miami all but 4 walked off.
Flight Attendant 2: Wow! Another miraculous healing by Jetbridge Jesus!
Flight Attendant 1: Amen and Praise be!
Flight Attendant 2: Wow! Another miraculous healing by Jetbridge Jesus!
Flight Attendant 1: Amen and Praise be!
by Kronl January 05, 2023