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on the babies
A phrase often used to affirm or agree to something, or guarantee it'll happen. On the 'babies', as in, on your children, or all children in general. Similar to 'on god', or, 'on my mama'.
on the babies by cbomwhitemystery December 31, 2018
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murderize the babies
Tiger and Fluffy were rough, so l feared when they wrestled the kittens they might murderize the babies!
murderize the babies by I, Wreckerrr May 24, 2021
Taste the Babies
Taste the Babies by Eaton Holgoode April 5, 2017
Eat the babies!
A phrase used to describe the act of swallowing semen.
Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.
It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.
A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.
How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.
It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.
A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.
How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
"Hey Carlos, why did you get married?" "That was easy, Kristina likes to "Eats the babies" after giving me head!"
The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.
My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!
Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"
Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!
Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.
The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.
My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!
Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"
Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!
Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.
Eat the babies! by HeWhofeedsYouBabies! April 15, 2010
Burping the Babies
After a man has finished ejaculating, he squeezes the last bit of sperm out of his dick and slaps himself on the ass a few times to make sure it all comes out.
Burping the Babies by KarstensMomIsStacy February 11, 2021
Mackin' the Babes
Guy One: Dang brah, you're getting all the ladies!
Guy Two: I know!
Guy One: How do you do it so well!?
Guy Two: I've been mackin' the babes since '95 bro.
Guy Two: I know!
Guy One: How do you do it so well!?
Guy Two: I've been mackin' the babes since '95 bro.
Mackin' the Babes by Sir-Macks-A-Lot November 19, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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