the 69
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the 69
Similar to the runaround between two people. Also used when forced to make a decision that has no good outcome. Either way you're fucked.
Paul: Sharon said you have my keys.
James: I don't have your keys. Sharon has them.
Paul: Quit giving me the 69!
I work all weekend to finish the project or we lose the client. That's the 69.
James: I don't have your keys. Sharon has them.
Paul: Quit giving me the 69!
I work all weekend to finish the project or we lose the client. That's the 69.
the 69 by Mr. Wonderful January 24, 2006
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the 69 eyes
Finnish goth/rock band. VERY popular in Finland and various other countires (Germany etc.)
Led by frontman Jyrki, they have worked alongside Ville Valo from the amazing fellow Finnish band HIM and have had MTV and Jackass star Bam Margera direct their music video for 'Lost Boys,' from their latest album 'Devils' which rose to number one in the Finnish charts.
Led by frontman Jyrki, they have worked alongside Ville Valo from the amazing fellow Finnish band HIM and have had MTV and Jackass star Bam Margera direct their music video for 'Lost Boys,' from their latest album 'Devils' which rose to number one in the Finnish charts.
the 69 eyes by Jonny December 31, 2004
the 69 eyes
the 69 eyes by kris January 2, 2004
The 69 Salad
A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.
DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.
A Trademark and Tradition of
Rusty & MalibuTarbie
DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.
A Trademark and Tradition of
Rusty & MalibuTarbie
"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"
"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."
*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"
"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."
*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"
The 69 Salad by MalibuTarbie September 2, 2016
the 69 paradox
the 69 paradox is the philosophical concept defined by the powerhouse philosopher Sealeft. It is derived from the idea of the sex act in which participants are able to stimulate orally simultaneously. The way of breaking the cycle is through orgasm, providing a means to an end, however since it is impossible to cum at the same time there is an imbalance in this chain. The concept makes this applicable to philosophical paradoxes which are technically breakable, but very unlikely, with the more common outcome in attempt most likely creating imbalance.
the 69 paradox was implimented in "the chicken and the egg" problem, breaking this cycle likely through imbalance rather than a direct freeing from the cycle at once.
the 69 paradox by boi_genius December 20, 2017
The 69 Rimmer
The 69 Rimmer by TheBetterThanYouKing June 23, 2022
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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