The 69 Salad

A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.

DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.

A Trademark and Tradition of

Rusty & MalibuTarbie

"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"

"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."

*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"

by MalibuTarbie September 3, 2016

salad 69

The act of analingus of two partners simulataneously... i.e. instead of going for the odd fellow and/or the old meat curtains, the rusty sherrif's badges are targetted.

Brody: "I wanna eat your butt."
Bruce: "No I wanna eat yours!"
Brody: "Let's salad 69 each other!"
slrrp slrrp slrrp ZWOOORRRNNNT!
hahahahahah

by tim's taint December 8, 2004

69 Salad

Like regular 69 except you eat each other’s ass

when your downtown for dinner and your surprised with a serving of asshole that’s a 69 salad

by Towboat Bud March 9, 2020