When someone says something so stupid you can't beleive it and you totally reject the fact that they are a straight A student.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?" <tHAT is a Neck!!!
My friend and I were eating our lunch in the cafeteria, when we overheard one of the assitant teachers talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving." That's A Neck!!!
When you say something that doesn't make sense or something stupid. When someone says a neck you swipe there neck as hard as possible. To not get necked you must say no neck.
Your watching the World Cup and the guy sitting next to you says when will Barclona and Argentina verse that's a neck.
when you say something really stupid and someone says "That's a neck!" Ya might wanna say 'self serve', 'soft serve' or 'mirror'. Self serve is when you do it yourself, soft serve is a light slap in the neck and mirror is when you do it to the person who said "that's a neck". A neck is when you slap the shit out of their neck.
When someone says something dumb and you need to hurt them, but not so much that they cry. Just enough for them to know they a dumb motherfucka
A slap on the back of the neck
"Aren't fingers and toes the same thing?" asked Gouda.
"Uh," I started. "that's a neck."
"Aw man", said Gouda.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.