When your friend be doing some dumb shit so you need to be discipline them with a firm slap on the neck.
"Yo what's 2+2"? "young blood i think it's 8". "Nigga that's a neck".
by neck,necking,dumb thot November 27, 2017
when you say something really stupid and someone says "That's a neck!" Ya might wanna say 'self serve', 'soft serve' or 'mirror'. Self serve is when you do it yourself, soft serve is a light slap in the neck and mirror is when you do it to the person who said "that's a neck". A neck is when you slap the shit out of their neck.
Girl : 2+4=8 !
Boy : that's a neck
by TbhImElyssa May 8, 2016
"Dang bro, your mom died. Dang, that's a neck. I feel bad for you."
"Shut up, I no longer have a home, I live on the streets, is that funny bro?"
"I'm sorry, but that's a neck."
by Mauch January 31, 2019
Receiving fellatio from a resident of an extremely rural area, such as a redneck. The giver of the fellatio may or may not be of distant relation to the receiver.
I met my second cousin out in the corn field and got some of that neck neck.
by Dr. Darnold July 23, 2017
A phrase Brock Molden and Carl Lightfoot started to address everyday situations. The world may never know the actual full definition. :(
Asha is such a neck neck. Carissa is definitely Neck #2. Ash quit being a neckum.
by MOLDFOOT October 17, 2011
Having a (noun) to yourself.
Being by/to yourself.

Originated from the San Francisco Bay Area
I got the house to the neck.
Do you have the whip to the neck?
Once her main gone, I'm finna have her to the neck!
First off, I wake up with a blunt to the neck.
I'm going to neck this wood and then I'm finna slide.
Since I moved out the bay, I don't really fuck with anyone out there & I don't got anyone else around. I've been to the neck, really by my lonesome.
by baylingo March 30, 2020
to passionately kiss someone - generally a type of snog.
hazza: mate were you necking on or tashing on with that lass?
bazza: mate we were necking on
by tonkles April 2, 2015