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tardicus 

Someone who does or says really random, stupid things. Usually a tardicus will do those stupid things on a daily basis as if it were some type of habit or hobby. Also, a tardicus' absurd behavior will interupt your day. This word is taken from the word " 'tard" which comes from the word "retard" meaning "to slow down" (The -cus is just to add insult to injury and flair to the term).
victim#34:"Did you see that woman skipping through the food court singing the theme to "Hannah Montana"?
victim#35:"Yeah! she's really slowing my day down! SHE'S SUCH A TARDICUS!"
tardicus by mattievh March 7, 2008

Tardicaca Shark 

The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife
After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.

Tardictorian 

A person that has the lowest class rank in his or her class.
Bill ranked 532 out of his class of 532. Billy is a tardictorian.
Tardictorian by Easwim April 12, 2010

Tardiculous 

beyond dumb, ridiculously retarded.
Who came up with this quiz anyways? Its completely tardiculous!
Tardiculous by PandaIPA August 5, 2009
i thought jose couldnt understand english, but it turned out that he was a tardican.
tardican by thedoobabides September 24, 2011