tardican

a mentally challenged person of mexican descent

i thought jose couldnt understand english, but it turned out that he was a tardican.

by thedoobabides September 24, 2011

Tardicaca Shark

The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife

After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.

by runningAFbear April 29, 2010

tardigan

A sweater for special people

When Corky took Amanda out on a date, he wore his very best tardigan.

by rocjok April 28, 2011

Tardian

One who lives in The Land of the Retardia.

By the power of Retardia. . . .I.AM.TARDIAN!!!!!!

by ATacoMassacre September 30, 2014

Turdicane

When you come home and pets have pissed and turded inside

I got home and found a Turdicane about.

by AKsalmonslayer September 11, 2012

Tardigan

Another word for child.

This tardigan is noisy as fuck its making me go insane.

by TheMCveteran March 12, 2025

fuck tardian

a group of stupppid people who need to get lives and mind thur own shit

1)go fuck yourself you fuck tardian
2)Scout from clc your captian of the fuck tardians

by Dr. Peckerwood September 16, 2011