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thand program 

It's urdu mix english slang meaning "no worries" or "just chill".
For example, "tension nahi lenay ka" or "thand rakh tera kaam ho jaye ga" these both are examples of roman urdu.

English examples: "no tension now that i'm here", or "just relax your work will be done".

that's thand program!!!
thand program by Ahmad Saher July 21, 2007
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Tandem bike 

(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.
"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."
Tandem bike by Leon Firestone December 29, 2012
The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.

A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.
Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!

************
Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...
tandump by AmericanSwagSociety December 9, 2010

Tandoorettes Syndrome

The condition of occasionally slipping into an Indian accent for particular words or phrases. Similar to tics that characterise Tourettes Syndrome.

Usually experienced by english-speaking people of Indian heritage, possibly from subconciously taking on speech aspects of relatives during childhood, possibly from watching too much Russel Peters.
- Nah, I should be fine on the couch. it's come-for-table.
- what the hell was that?
- oh its just my Tandoorettes Syndrome playing up :P
Tandoorettes Syndrome by paaaaaint January 7, 2010
Used to describe persons of an orange, Oompa Loompa complexion.
That tandor girl used too much self-tanner and looks like a tangerine Dorito.
Tandor by Ehrntnrkk April 10, 2013

Jerking The Thad 

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.
I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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