thand

one thousand - the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100 (1000)

Thand years ago there were no such things as computer, mobile phone, vehicle, developed technologies and so on.

by Andrius March 4, 2008

thand program

It's urdu mix english slang meaning "no worries" or "just chill".

For example, "tension nahi lenay ka" or "thand rakh tera kaam ho jaye ga" these both are examples of roman urdu.

English examples: "no tension now that i'm here", or "just relax your work will be done".

that's thand program!!!

by Ahmad Saher July 21, 2007

Tandem bike

(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.

"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."

by Leon Firestone December 29, 2012

tandump

The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.

A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.

Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!

************
Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...

by AmericanSwagSociety December 9, 2010

Tandoorettes Syndrome

The condition of occasionally slipping into an Indian accent for particular words or phrases. Similar to tics that characterise Tourettes Syndrome.

Usually experienced by english-speaking people of Indian heritage, possibly from subconciously taking on speech aspects of relatives during childhood, possibly from watching too much Russel Peters.

- Nah, I should be fine on the couch. it's come-for-table.
- what the hell was that?
- oh its just my Tandoorettes Syndrome playing up :P

by paaaaaint January 7, 2010

Tandor

Used to describe persons of an orange, Oompa Loompa complexion.

That tandor girl used too much self-tanner and looks like a tangerine Dorito.

by Ehrntnrkk April 10, 2013

Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020