An acronym for thanks for the fucking invite. Commonly used when someone goes somewhere or does something you wish you could have gone to or to have done.
by @nathandaniel001 June 3, 2014
Get the tftfi mug.by johnfernung August 19, 2010
Get the Titfire mug.A contest or fight involving womens breasts. There are several variations including Hands On, No Hands, and Titboxing. In Hands on, the women place their hands on their opponents breasts and squeeze until one submits. In no hands, the women use only their tits to fight, either bumping breasts, simply mashing together, or bearhugging until one submits. Titboxing is a variant of no hands except that there is no use of the arms at all either for leverage or bearhugging.
Two women are interested in determining which has the best breasts. They decide to determine which is the best with a no hands titfight. They battle until one or the other submits and admits her opponent has the best chest.
by ljack66 April 10, 2008
Get the titfight mug.1. When your friends or family go out, and they post pictures on Facebook or Instagram, but you don't seem to be in any of them. And you realize, you weren't invited.
You say, "thanks for the invite, bitches." Or just, "tftib." The "b" can also stand for the singular word, "bitch."
This is a variant of "tfti" that is to be used when you were bored at home the whole day and would have liked to do something nice because it is summer. And you would normally be ok when people don't invite you because you're independent like that, but this time, you're not happy. Because you really wanted to go out, have fun, and sing "Call Me Maybe" and One Direction in the car.
2. Same as above, but you aren't sarcastic this time. That's because you would rather go to an American Idol audition, wait for 6 hours, and be humiliated rather than hanging out with losers who can't please you even if they tried.
You say, "thanks for the invite, bitches." Or just, "tftib." The "b" can also stand for the singular word, "bitch."
This is a variant of "tfti" that is to be used when you were bored at home the whole day and would have liked to do something nice because it is summer. And you would normally be ok when people don't invite you because you're independent like that, but this time, you're not happy. Because you really wanted to go out, have fun, and sing "Call Me Maybe" and One Direction in the car.
2. Same as above, but you aren't sarcastic this time. That's because you would rather go to an American Idol audition, wait for 6 hours, and be humiliated rather than hanging out with losers who can't please you even if they tried.
1. Madelle updated her status: "Looking for Megatron at Lake Mead."
Lemuel commented: "tftib"
Lorna: "I'm so sore. I went kickboxing yesterday."
Lemuel: "tftib"
Juan: "I went rock climbing with a girl yesterday."
Lemuel: "And you had sex after? Well, tftib!"
2. Madelle: "Me, Mark, Brian, and Crista are going to get sushi later. Wanna come?"
Lemuel: "Oh, Brian? I'm busy, but tftib."
Angy: "Let's go to bdubs and watch the Spurs game."
Lemuel: "Uhm, I have a family emergency. Tftib."
Lemuel commented: "tftib"
Lorna: "I'm so sore. I went kickboxing yesterday."
Lemuel: "tftib"
Juan: "I went rock climbing with a girl yesterday."
Lemuel: "And you had sex after? Well, tftib!"
2. Madelle: "Me, Mark, Brian, and Crista are going to get sushi later. Wanna come?"
Lemuel: "Oh, Brian? I'm busy, but tftib."
Angy: "Let's go to bdubs and watch the Spurs game."
Lemuel: "Uhm, I have a family emergency. Tftib."
by SnitchSeekaHarry June 8, 2013
Get the tftib mug.Ian always throws a big New Years party with an exclusive guest list, so I think Catherine is going tffti. Maybe she will get us in.
by titte sucker 69420 April 22, 2018
Get the tffti mug.an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you
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